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Zaccai, 38

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About Me

In my spare time I enjoy stalking, taking crude selfies in truck stop restrooms and cutting the tags off of every mattress I see. If anybody ever asks us, let's just tell them that we met in jail. (Recovery) Frank TurnerYou can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. ~- yesCareer - yesCar - yesHouse - yesPictures of me shirtless - noIn kind, I would prefer no:Duck-face picturesDrama"Hi" or "Hey" messages.I fancy myself is a bit of a renaissance man. I have way too many likes and interests to list in one place. I try my best to enjoy every single day of life. We only have one shot at this and I'm doing my best to get the most out of it. But if I must list a few likes: art, cooking/food, music, soccer, mountain biking, running and I also play volleyball. Dislikes; bad drivers, making assumptions, chewing with your mouth open and not taking care of yourself physically. I will be finishing up culinary school in December. After many years of graphic design, I've decided to follow my heart. Life is too short to live with "What ifs?".I'm a thinker to a fault, yet still way too often, I follow my heart. Just looking for someone that is willing to join me on this adventure called life. I'm always looking for running partners too! I like to keep first dates simple and unassuming. Maybe meet for coffee, a drink or maybe just a stroll in the park. Nothing worse than being stuck at an entire meal with someone in which there is no chemistry.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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