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MilesOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I hate filling this crap out......Just looking to meet someone kool and see what happens. I'm smart, mellow, funny, slightly sarcastic and usually at least mildly entertaining.I Live at the beach, love to have fun on or near the water.Don't take me for a player, I'm not here to bang the universe, would love to meet a pretty girl who also has a brain, an opinion, and can have a convo. hit me up if u want to have fun**sorry about all the disclaimers which follow below...however please keep in mind that " cynicism, is merely the condom of the romantic "*Attn Pro Web Cam whores/Fake profile spammers/guys from Nigeria pretending to be women==... I have a verified ***IQ, if u don't know what that means, basically I'm 4 points short of being a Mensa member....that's like knocking on the door of Einstein smart....so I won't be falling for your time wasting ploys to get me to yahoo messenger, or give u my credit card, or cash any checks for you from Zimbabwe..... *****Attn Bi polar/manic depressive/borderline alcoholic Girls: I seem to attract you like a magnet. Although You are probably a traffic stopping knockout, amazing in bed, and highly creative, plz do not contact me if you are currently on, or supposed to be on any of the following medications: Depakote,Prozac, (fluoxetine) or Buspbar. ....unfortunately we both know you will probably not stay on your meds, and at some point there will be drama... *****Attn Most Single Moms: Um Yea, I read ur profile, and I already realize that to You, your kid(s) is/are the most amazing thing(s) in the universe,you are a mom first, i get it. & I get that the kid(s) is/are the most important thing in your world, and that no man will ever be as important to you as your kid..........Well, that's awesome,......just what every single guy with no kids wants to hear.. NOT...Wait...wait...a minute,....I mean.. good for u, I'm sure you are a great mom ,...........; your crap together if u actually want to date me..........in my experience, it seems like only the man who fathers the child will ever have a chance of being anywhere as important to that woman,, which again, I get, ...and that's fine..but honestly, explain to me why exactly do I want to sign up for your dump truck of inevitable drama?.......... I mean, unless you're hot,,, cause I am shallow, and I'll put up with a lot of crap if you're sexy......Personally, I don't know if i want to have kids or not, so honestly I usually date younger women than me*I'm open to dating a single mom, ..........but if you're over 40, plz be fit . If u have constant baby daddy drama, or your kid(s) are out of control monsters= not interested/ PLEASE keep moving.****Attn Fat Girls/Girls who don't look like their pic=...but I like thin, pretty, in shape, or athletic types. nothing wrong with a little curves in the right places, but if you've had a few kids and decided to throw in the towel on your appearance, don't care about your body or being fit, or still have another 30 lbs to loose....um it's prob not ever going to work for me, sorry, I'm shallow, but I like hot, feminine chicks who eat right and care about looking good. ***"I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettesI want a girl with the right allocations Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack She is playing with her jewelry, she is putting up her hair She is touring the facility and picking up slackI want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacketI want a girl who gets up early I want a girl who stays up lateI want a girl with uninterrupted prosperityWho uses a machete to cut through red tapeWith fingernails that shine like justiceAnd a voice that is dark like tainted glass She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack She is touring the facility and picking up slackI want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket "
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BartOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mom. I am a confident, attractive & comedic person.I'm a Police Officer. Have you ever seen the movie, "Bad Boys"? Ok, well that's not me but damn that was a good movie?Food: I love food. Period.Movies: Gladiator, The Town, The Departed, The Strangers, AnchormanSix Things I Would Never do Without:1. Laughter/ comedy2. Exercise3. Family4. Friends5. Food6. That's none of your business On a typical Friday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide (ok so I goggled that). Either that or partying like a rock star.The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a specialcologne. It’ It’s illegal in ninecountries…and it’’sgood.You should message me if you are:Sexy, smart, fit and fun. I don’t think that’s too much to ask… Coffee...meet/greet to see if there is a connection first.
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CarmiOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
How often do you meet a guy that you REALLY REALLY like only to run in to a MAJOR LETDOWN?Think of the last time you felt that spark. . . the last time you thought a guy was cute and you liked his personality, but you felt something more:you felt this magnetic indescribable attraction to him. . .the vibe is good, you get to know him, maybe you kiss, maybe you even have good sex! Things are going really well, when all of a sudden. . .HE CHANGES! His "Real" side comes out, and it is UGLY! The relationship ends soon. (it usually does when they change)I know you have experienced this. Everyone has.Guys might front at the start, they might claim to be different, but for some reason, they always change. They can only live a lie so long right?These guys claim to be different, but they aren't.Often they are all the same. That's why you are on a dating website isn't it? So you would say it's rare to find someone who is GENUINELY DIFFERENT right?I am different in a good way, I am weird down to the core (you've been warned), and I can prove it by just talking for more than 30 seconds. (just look at my photos lol)Read below: Are these qualities you look for in a man? (They are qualities that describe me.)TallSmartTalentedConfidentHealthyDrug and Disease FreeGood kisser (you be a good kisser too please lol)Good cuddler and once we are comfortable with each other once we feel that spark, that connection. . .Amazing Hot Passionate Intimate Long Lasting Sex (Admit it, you consider yourself lucky when you find a man who isn't terrible in bed)*OMG DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT ON HIS PROFILE?*YES I just mentioned sex on my profile.Admit it, you love it when it's good just like we men love it. When was the last time you had it?If you are like me, it's been a while. . . Why?because I am selective in who I date and I have to be comfortable with the person I am with. . .Which means no one night stands please!.I want there to be an EMOTIONAL connection between us, not just a physical one. I am looking for a pretty girl with a VIBRANT personality who is confident, sexy, free spirited, open minded, healthy, and drug free like me.If this is you, by all means. . . MESSAGE ME!Do it now, I am not going to magically discover you and chase you on here silly! (I'm not desperate so I won't be using search lol.)Sometimes the girl has to make the first move because the guy is distracted with life.If you are laughing, keep reading. If you think I sound arrogant, please know I only joke. . . but I am pretty confident, I think confidence is a requirement to be successful in business and in life. If you can't accept that then we won't vibe because this is me.So are you going to say hi to me? If not, then DO NOT CONTINUE READING MY PROFILE PLEASE.Still reading?You understand that if you read on you accept that you are going to message me. Fair enough? Read on and you vow to write me.I see you are still reading. Great. You can't break your vow now so I will be expecting that message soon.Oh and I like to move fast from "internet pals" to physical friends.If you consider yourself a quality human who has:standards, ethics, passions, dreams, and lots of love. . .then let's meet!Oh and if you are going to be a wuss and hide behind text messages or wait 3 weeks for a face to face, don't bother messageing me I like phone conversations where I can talk to a real person and hear your pretty voice, and I like up close and in person hanging out:it's the best way to get to know someone. Which leads us to. . .Our first date! You should know I am a fly by the seat of my pants kinda guy. . .Hey get your mind out of the gutter and quit thinking about my pants! . .I'm not going to baby you and say "Whatever you want is fine with me (you can walk over me)where do you want to go, what do you want to do today baby?Please just tell me what you want me to do!"(lol, that is what geek guys do)I'm going to take command and say"I have a surprise for you and I cannot tell you what we are doing or where we are goingbut you're gonna LOVE it!"(When I say this, I have no idea where we are going, I just tell you it is a surprise because, well, it is lol, a surprise to both of us!And then we shall go where the wind takes usto create new memories that stand out from the boring routine rut of rude, selfish, immature men you have been dating. I hope you like surprises!Look sweetheart, I'm waiting and ready to hear from you. I won't be on here forever. I think I like you already Why do I like you already?Because you have read this far.I know what other guys do wrong. I know why you are still single: You want better than average. I know what not to do, so I might be the right guy. I know I am above average.Wow, that sounded conceited. While I am a little confident, do know I think all men are equal, when they choose to be.Unfortunately many guys (and even many girls) have NO self esteem, and they themselves belittle and degrade themselves and their perceived social value to others.That being said, I appreciate confidence coming from you too.Are you the right girl for me?if so. . . well, quit being shy now. . .Come on already! Message me now!