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Heriberto, 38

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About Me

UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! - So... I think this is gonna be the last try for the shitshow known as meetville - not really sure I'm in the right spot, but if I don't message you back, please don't be offended - it doesn't mean you suck, you're just not for me. Please do not message me a million times and be uber-stalker - its weird. And for gods sake - I don't wanna be your friend on *** short, if you're Captain Crazypants, please hit the bricks. Other than that, my super duper profile goes like this: I'm gonna do this real 'stream of consciousness-style' and then I'll tell you what I'm after/not looking for. If this is too much for you to read, you're prob not for me:In a nutshell... One of my favorite things is cooking. Love to cook. I'm very passionate, and I tend to care about the things that are important to me very deeply, will argue my beliefs vehemently, but will yield if I'm wrong. Speaking of beliefs, was raised catholic, but kinda lapsed, and I hope there's still someone out there watching out for me. I’m told I have great taste in music, so if all you listen to is Justin Beiber and LMFAO, we may not hit it off. I'm intellectual without being pretentious, and I like to engage in intelligent conversation about a wide range of issues and topics; I love witty banter. Health and wellness is important to me and I tend to eat pretty clean (at least mon-fri) and work out about ***days per week. I still run behind the shopping cart in the supermarket parking lot, then hop on the back and ride it to the car, every single time. I like coffee in the evening. I'm 100% Italian, and my family is loving and loud. I love movies, and can usually quote an appropriate movie line for almost any situation. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people use “there”, “their”, and “they’re” improperly in writing (or 'your' & you're, etc). If you're gonna pour me something brown, I'll take an Irish whiskey or a really good tequila. I'm a pretty big reader, and get antsy when I don’t have a book I’m into. I love summer, but fall is by far my favorite season. In the summer, I'm on the beach every chance I get, will spend at least as much time in the ocean as on the sand, and have had the same debro beach chair for almost a decade (I'll be sad when it's done- we've been thru a lot together, trust me...) I can do a few card tricks that'll knock your socks off. I'm kind to children and animals, and respectful of my elders. I don’t think chivalry is dead. I'm an artist at heart (majored in design before i switched :/) and love to work in pen and ink and paper collage mediums. I know exactly what I want and I'm following a plan to get there. Oh, and last but not least... I'm divorced and have an AMAZING six yr old son that means the world to me, and until and unless you're very, very special, you won't meet him, so don't be offended. My ex and I are not friends, but we're cool with one another and I come with zero baby mama drama. Here's what I'm looking for- someone normal. A woman who carries herself with grace and elegance, who can also yell at the ump when he blows a call (think Audrey Hepburn with super hot tattoos). Someone with a sense of humor, who is confident enough to laugh at herself and find the humor in the worst situations. Someone who is NOT a fun sponge. Someone who takes care of herself and has nice hands. I'm looking for a woman, so if you're fashionable and like to get dressed up with hot shoes and great hair, nails, and makeup - excellent. If you look sexy in your yoga pants at 11am on a Tuesday, even better, but really not into the tomboy type (usually...). Also, I really don’t care "how your friends would describe" you. I care about your opinion of yourself and who you are. If you're 23 and finding yourself, congrats but keep looking, cause I prob wont have the patience (sorry). Basically, I want an intelligent, funny, confident, sexy, adventurous, sensual, uninhibited woman who I can't wait to see. If you think that's you, don't be shy - send me a message. I'll leave you with this:"Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a man's sexual choice is the result and the sum of his fundamental convictions. Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive, and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life. Show me the woman he sleeps with, and I will tell you his valuation of himself. ...He will always be attracted to the woman who reflects his deepest vision of himself, the woman whose surrender permits him to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem. The man who is proudly certain of his own value, will want the highest type of woman he can find, the woman he admires, the strongest, the hardest to conquer - because only the possession of a heroine will give him the sense of an achievement, not the possession of a brainless slut. He does not seek to gain his value, he seeks to express it."Atlas Shrugged, Part 2, Chapter IV "I don't want to sit across the table from you /Wishing I could run" -Cake

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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