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Barney, 36

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About Me

I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo Girls, little weezy....OK girls, waiting for your ***…go

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Rhys

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I have never been maried and i have no children. I have lived on the edge just to see how far i could go. The truth is i would not change my past or any thing about me if given the option.Ive learned many lessons the hard way. I belive in God . I have a good job and the owner of the company i work for is the pastor of the church i attend as well. I like to travel,zoos,the beach,gardening with my dad,camping,fishing,good restrants and open to new things as well. If your still reading I want you to know that I am here to meet you in person not text and play games. If you don't want to exchange numbers and meet in a public place then please don't respond to my messages or message me! If you currently have a boyfriend and you are looking for a way out of the relationship by jumping to someone else please move on . I have been through a life of drugs and getting into trouble and I'm done with it. I work out of town four days a week and a lot of hours sometimes so I don't like to waste time. I have been clean close to two years now and if you use drugs including pot please move on. Thank you for reading. somewhere we can both agree own

  • Teigue

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    I am a 39 year old school administrator. I am divorced with two amazing children.- as well as dining out. Just started yoga as well. People say I am funny, smart, caring and very considerate. I can also be driven and focused. I would love to share my life with the right person. I am looking for a love story but waiting to meet the right character. At this point in my life I know what I want and what I'm willing to give. I am ready for the right person. More details to follow-please ask away in the meantime... I would love to meet for dinner and drinks and get to know someone.

  • Burton

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I am a very thoughtful and caring person. I always try to make everyone in my life happy. I enjoy spending time with friends and family. I enjoy going out but also dont mind sitting home and relaxing. I am a very driven and career focused. I am self employed and work can be very busy at time. I'm not into the bar seen and my friend talked me into trying this. I'm looking for someone who can just go with the flow, someone that is true to there self and others. Someone that's not afraid to be there self. Trust, communication, great sense of humor and an outgoing personality are important factors.

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