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Barney, 36

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About Me

I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo Girls, little weezy....OK girls, waiting for your ***…go

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Highfidelity

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    Man. 64 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-55

    Driving to the gym, with a Fleetwood Mac tune playing.. Thinking how good they sounded long before digital - high fidelity Yep, that's me. Not just in music but in everything I do, including my relationships. I'm the type that's wants it all, a good friend, mutual trust, an over abundance of laughter, tender intimacy and adventure...ah yes, adventure! Life has been good and I'm grateful, perhaps it can be even better with you in it. Sure, I’m an optimist, but I’m a realist as well. I’m competent using both sides of my brain; spontaneously creative but also capable of focusing on details when it’s needed. You and I have lively conversations and doing so stimulates a fermentation of thought between us. My *** gets flipped, tires spin as we zoom off together in delightful conversation. Besides the cerebral, I confess to gratifying my senses at times. It could be as simple as an intimate conversation during a candlelight dinner, or as lush as basking with you in a Caribbean bay smooth as glass, painted a brilliant orange by setting sun, while a warm moist breeze caresses us, tantalizing our imagination. Perhaps it’s summer in New England and we indulge in the serenity of the pool, floating effortlessly in soothing water pondering the possibilities of a majestic, star filled sky. Or we might choose to snuggle up on a Sunday afternoon reading a book in the hammock, and in the winter months we take refuge in the Hot Tub during a raging blizzard laughing as the wind howls at our indifference. I'm not the quiet type and neither are you. And while we both can be chatty, we know when to listen to the other. I’m flexible and I expect my partner to be the same and thankfully you are. You appreciate personal accomplishments, hard work, and the enduring value that quality offers. But you’re not a status seeker, and are considered kind and humble by those that know you well. You value overall balance in your life with a strong conviction to be healthy in body and in spirit. You’re smart, independent, and resourceful. Together, we make an awesome team.

  • Fabian

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    Have a seat...comfortable? Let me introduce myself to you. I am a professional by day, free spirit by night. I like character to cute, action to horror, sun to snow, rock to rap but listening to one style of music is like locking yourself in a closet. Not into the bars and clubs cause I know big words like Mortgage, and the Responsibility of being a great father to my little girl....I try to stay true to my old school values, but I am always trying to improve and learn new things. These are just words in a box....the rest is up to you?...

  • Arturo

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    I am a well educated, well rounded man . I work A LOT and I'm to old for the bar scene which makes it hard to meet someone. Figured I'd give this a shot :)That's about it. If I'm not working I'm usually walking my dog, at the gym or with my family.

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