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Godfrey, 38
United States, Pennsylvania, Saltsburg

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About Me

TL:DRSarcastic, adventurous, red hot hunk of man, seeks compassionate, adventurous, little fireball to eat, drink, travel, explore, and make fun of things that should be taken very seriously. The full story:I’m a creative type. I’m a full-time artist for the video games industry and in my spare time I make all sorts of things. I was a tattooist for many years but I reached my rose/skull/Tasmanian Devil quota and had to retire as per union rules. Now I spend my days in an office leading a team of character artists for the video games industry. Occasionally I actually get to contribute a piece of art myself. Managing artists is like herding cats, but artists aren't as cuddly. It's a great job though, and I truly enjoy what I do. There’s nothing better than getting paid for doing something you love. And contrary to popular belief, making video games does not mean that I sit around and play games all day (although I do have to “research” occasionally). Ultimately, though, I’d like to start my own business making unique functional art. I love to spend my weekends in my garage getting my hands dirty carving wood, or molding epoxy, or melting metal with a torch! I never lost that childhood fascination with fire, now I’m just smart enough to use the proper safety equipment (usually!). I get a lot of satisfaction from making something cool and useful with my own two hands that I could never have found at a store. It’s always great when someone says “wow, that’s awesome, where did you get it”, and I can proudly say that I made it myself.When I’m not in front of my computer or working in the garage, I like to do the "normal" I’m pretty easy to please. As long as I have good company I’m happy just about anywhere. I still dig just taking off into the woods and finding things to play with.One thing that I would love to do, but I haven’t done enough of, is travel. We didn’t have much money when I was growing up so our family rarely ever took vacations. So unfortunately, now that I’m financially capable, I never really think about scheduling a trip. Perhaps I need a really great girl to give me some incentive! But it can’’t be spontaneous, perhaps Japan, sh*t I’ll shut up before I ruin all the good locations. Where do you think we should go?I've got a pretty dry, sarcastic sense of humor, but not in a pissy British way ;) (sorry British people). I try to enjoy life no matter what I'm doing. I have to admit that I take a little bit of pleasure in pushing people just slightly beyond their comfort zone. But I take as well as I give. I can and will make jokes about anything/everything. If you're easily offended you probably want to look elsewhere. I figure if something sucks it can only get better if you can laugh at it and if something is awesome it can only get better if you can laugh at it.I’m honest and loyal; I don’t cheat… EVER… and never… once I've given my word I keep it... no matter what. That goes for everyone, not just the person I'm dating.*.. Nobody values their "word" anymore.-Mark

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

INTERESTS

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