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Schonsy
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Schonsy. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Saltsburg, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Merari
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I believe you have to take risks in life. I was kicked out of the Cub Scouts for teaching the other kids how to play poker and sometimes I don't pre-heat my oven. I love math, *** (never made an account), eat too few vegetables, and believe bbq IS the 4th food group (you got it all wrong FDA and I'm calling you out).After publishing a book and over 20 articles I've learned that it's not the good writer who gets published....it's the persistent one. I try to expand my vocabulary every day. I tend to date women under 5'2" or over 5'9". I guess I'm a man of extremes. I will probably tell you no more often than you like. I also have 'dog ears' and will be able to hear you thinking about shopping. I'm looking for someone who owns a cookbook, who can put up with my crazy habits, is relatively neat, who speaks Spanish worse than I do (male ego), has less than 7 tattoos, loves eating meat (don't worry, I'll hunt it and kill it if you cook it), and likes dressing up.1 Bonus point if you:-are a good kisser-think mexican music sounds like carnival music-use less than half of the features on your cell phone-have at least one phobia you'll admit to (the crazier the better)-will sing in front of me-like to wear skirts/heels-have smoked a cigar in the last year-know at least one secret family recipe-prefer dark beer-hate scary movies or spook easily (I love them and believe opposites attract)-still celebrate Halloween-are willing to taste anything I put in front of youI'm a consultant in the area of predicting human behavior, but I spend a lot of my free time mentoring college students. I am not a teacher, that pic is from one of several speeches I often give at colleges. I also publish articles, read text books, and solve puzzles to relax. Most people consider me unusually focused with a high degree of intellectual curiosity. Dive bar so we can make fun of the locals and drink Bell's out of wine glasses just to class the place up a little.
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Bert
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
First off I will make all whom reads my profile aware that I am pagan. So if you are not open minded and respectful then I strongly urge you to look else where. I am strong willed. I am a free thinker. I am not perfect but always striving to better myself. These are the qualities I seek in others. I have a slightly warped sense of humor and laugh as much as I can ( life is too short to be grumpy ). For *** can't help but chuckle at most profile pictures because the person looks like they have a pineapple wedged between their cheeks lol. I am fascinated by ship wrecks and love to model build them. I am an oil painter and a accomplished cook ( I scratch make baklava ). I love sushi and Mediterranean foods. I am a body builder with a very high IQ so don't let the profile picture fool you into thinking I am dim or simple. I am on here because I work so much that I don't have time for "traditional" methods of meeting someone. I am self sufficient and expect the same from a potential gf. I love a good debate but that doesn't mean I care to be controlled, manipulated or berated. I have my convictions and those do not nor will ever change so if you think those things will change because I am dating someone ( speaking hypothetically ) then don't bother trying to get my digits. One more thing if I think the chatting is doing well I will offer my number so please don't ask for it. Oh and just an fyi ladies the meet me feature is a tool meetville uses to help determine who you find attractive ya know? Like yes they are or kinda they are or not lol. Doesn't mean if I click would meet literally means I want to ok? So don't freak out if I am not your type and question me like I am a creeper. Now here is my list of turn offs. I am not into women who are or have been into women ( no like bi chicks ). You must have a car, a job and home of your own ( I am not a taxi, meal ticket or shelter ). Face, neck, or hand tattoos. Yes I have ink but I do not look like a reject from a state fair carnival. Cross eyes or man hands. Facial piercings ( makes me think of what happens when you face plant in a tackle box ) Misrepresenting body types ( average when you are extra pounds or athletic when you have no muscle definition and or a pot belly ) Drugs of ANY kind! Yes I do work out but you can not watch ( I have been asked ). If you have nothing of who you are or next to nothing in your profile then you won't get a favorable response from me. Now back to some more likes. Green eyes and red hair ( doesn't mean I will turn a woman down who has neither ). I love The Walking Dead, Dead like me, Through the worm hole, NCIS, Scrubs, Oddities and most forensics documentaries. Halloween is my Christmas. I love the fall and all that it is :)Favorite quotes,A witty saying proves nothing - VoltaireSuck my**** - Ron JeremyDon't like my profile? That's cool just don't bug me over it or I will get facetious :) we can discuss that if you make it that far