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Desmond, 40

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About Me

People tell me I'm pretty funny. That's true. I will probably make you laugh. What can I say? I like to joke around. I'd like to meet an intelligent woman who would like to help build a future, although dating is fun so that can come later if we get along. I'm 40 so I pretty much know what I'm looking for in a woman and definately know what I'm not looking for. Manufactured drama sucks. So does hanging out with people who don't recognize humor. Who the hell wants to have to explain why something was funny? I'm not trying to chase a Barbie wife but I'm kind of used to relatively good looking women, however, cooking can easily replace good looks. Cooking is fun and I will definately help you in the kitchen unless you tell me to hang out and watch TV if I'd just be in your way. I'd do the dishes if that were the case. I like women who are literate. Bonus if you know how to spell. If you have anger issues or are a mean person please don't contact me. I'm usually fun and easy-going so I refuse to do the angry person thing. Life is hard as it is sometimes. I don't wanna deal with some one who gets pissed off all the time. Although, I am kind of a rough neck so there's no need to be sweet ALL of the time! ;) It's cool when a woman is independant and confident but it's also nice when she allows me to be a gentleman and open doors for her and things like that. I'm very respectful to women and I credit my parents for raising me right. Besides, I can't stand jerks so I choose not to be one. You should know up front that I'm kind of a smart ass, so rock on if you can roll with that. If you're the super-serious type, or mean, or still pissed off at your ex, we won't work. But if you're open to a new relationship and usually have a good attitude we may just stand a chance.) Bluegrass & Punk.I think it's cool when you find someone you like and want to spend time with. Anyway, I'm easy to talk to and if you write, I'll write back. So if you'd like to talk don't be shy. I'd rather have you write if you're interested *** putting me on an "I think you're swell list". Call it Old School. I'm not a huge fan of the interweb. Take it easy and good luck! Bar fight - (kidding!), nice but casual dinner, cancel the long walk on the beach (unless we're AT the beach and that's what we feel like doing), roller coasters, drag races, shooting range, beer and pool, concert, live band at a small club, pretty much anything except a hip hop club or the opera or a play.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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