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Amaria, 40

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About Me

Native American men make the best lovers. Jewish men make the best husbands. I'm Tonto Horowitz. Nice to meet you!I love to make others laugh. Earlier in my career, I worked as a comedian, which paid for my Master's Degree.I definitely enjoy the outdoors and spend as much time as I can outside. Kiddingly, I tell people that I am a mountain man stuck inside a Jew's body.I am divorced, and have two wonderful boys. I work as a Chief Financial Officer/Management Analyst in municipal government (which means I have a ***Monday through Friday career). I chose this route to be with family on the weekends, and to not have to work "corporate" hours. I have also dedicated myself to the service of others. You might say that I work in "hero support."I am smart, energetic, and loyal to a fault. I am also silly and tease a lot. I am very intelligent (brilliant, actually. I have good genetics for smarts). I am very good at making people laugh at my inappropriate humor.Also skilled at:MassageFinding BargainsSwimmingMinor Home RepairCookingStarting a BonfireBeing a DadMathCommunicating

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Jewish

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Here goes... First of all. Please dont judge me because of my pics.. Yes, i loved to workout, but im not as serious about it as i was years ago.. Im looking for a normal girl, not a gym rat.. I love being outdoors, such as cookouts, long walks, swimming and all sports etc.. Im a good, loving father of three.. Two daughters who are daddys girls and a son that im very proud of. Im looking for a girl that will accept me for who i am and will always stand beside me.. I want a best friend, but also my dream girl combined.. A person who does all the little tbings in life.. A relationship is action and tolerance.. A give and receive situation.. Oh b4 i forget,, if u have an ex that is still pursuing you,, pls pass up this profile.. I dnt have or need time for games.. With that being said, i love to laugh and b sarcastic.. I love to b spontaneous as well.. Im a fun loving guy wrapped up inna bad boy body.. I want life to b fun with no worries or regrets... Thank u for ur time... Peace and love,,,,,,,, Eddie. Drinks at a sports bar to break the ice.. See where it goes frm there..

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