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Jackass
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Jackass. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Glencoe, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Devan
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
you know? I have no idea what to write in this thing...It's Obvious, That im just a normal person with a normal lifestyle with a normal OCD family that likes to keep crap neat.Sure they go to church, Ive got Two uncles that are ministers and one is head of a church choir..But As far as me? I follow along the hippie Jesus Act and pray on rocks and stuff than rather go to a building that has people just meeting up..Actually, Im really cool calm and really laid back...(no seriously) Stress bounces off of me like rubber bullets...Sure they sting like a****ns but by golly I just look back and say ....WOW...that was a learning experience..So what Am I looking for in a woman?Well to be honest you have to be at least 60 lbs below my average weight and im ***lbs..So sorry fluffy ladies..nothing against you, its just that im tired of big girls..(conceded as it may sound but I wanna change in my aura of likeness)she has to be funny with a slight of witty humor..So girls who take things wayyyyy tooooo serious...Sorry, I look at life like a comedy sitcom..I prefer someone younger than me...but its just a preference...Milfs are fine and all but they seem to keep dying on me at the retirement home so I really like to have someone around me for awhile...you know? :D just sayin.... so I apologize, My Geriatric Giggalo days are finally over and gone..And please God find me someone that likes kids or has kids their own and takes a huge amount of stress from little monsters...and oh!! by the way..im not abar going party hopper person neither....and drink by campfires but thats the extent of my fun time of boozing..So if you wanna know more? just ask...hope to hear from ya soon :D A cookout by the lake or at the house...and drinkin your favorite drink
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Malach
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
To start with...Yes I have a job?Yes I have a carNo I am not looking for a one night standNo I don't take half ( or full) naked pictures of myself in the bathroom and think that someone is going to find that attractiveNo I don't like drama and I do everything I can to avoid itYes I do think that looks are important. Come on, for things to work you have to be attracted to the person.No, I don't lie, cheat or like to play games. With me what you see is what you get. I am too old to try to pretend that I am something that I'm not and I am very careful who I bring my son around. So if you are looking for a bad boy that you can change, well...I'm sorry I don't think I'll fit your bill. So, now that we have gotten that out of the way and you are still reading this I also think that you should treat people the way you want to be treated and that is how I try to live my life.OK, now anbout me…I hate these things where you have to write about yourself but here it goes.First of all I am a single dad of a 7 year old little boy. I have him full time so between work and being a dad I don’t have a lot of time. We just moved to the area so I don’t know a whole lot of people. I grew up not to far from here and I just moved back to the area. I am very down to earth and easy to talk to. I am always there for the people in my life that I care about. I am honest and I expect honesty in return. I love to have a good time. It doesn’t matter if it is a day at the beach or a night out, I will always have fun. I am a very positive person and I can always find the good in a person. I believe to have a good relationship you have to first be best friends. One more thing...I am by no means shy but for some reason I usually find it really hard to know what to say on here to start a conversation. So if I say something totally lame to start with you will just have to give me a chance to see if I really can carry on a conversation. I am actually pretty good at it once I get started...LOL! Going to a quiet place to get a drink or a walk on the beach so that we can talk and get to know each other.