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Parker, 37

United States, Connecticut, Coventry

Offline, last seen Thu, 01 Oct 2026 01:54:32

About Me

.. I'm a great guy who knows what a truly great gift women are.. I have brains, personality and was raised to be genuinely good guy.. Shocking, I know. lol.I speak 4 languages.. English, Greek, Sarcasm and Sexual Innuendo.. and I don't make any apologies for it. Lol.;-)I would love a lady who likes to have fun.. But, you have to have other things too.. Honesty, kindness, brains and good heart.. need to have with some appreciation for sarcasm and definitely a fun personality.., because looks only go so far.I am an honest and direct individual. NO games (yes, I know everyone says that, but I honestly mean it). Among other things, I enjoy great conversation, The Discovery and History Channels, pistachio ice cream and good laughs.I have a degree in sarcasm.. if you are too uptight for that. Please stop now.. otherwise, please read on.. And now.. lol):I believe that in todays day and age, if it IS broke.. fix it!! Making the same mistakes, repeating the same offenses and just being stubborn about it is why most of our problems occur.. be a man/ woman, not a little boy/ girl.I believe that chivalry is not dead.I believe that in certain arenas, old fashioned is good.I believe in other arenas, old fashioned can be bad.I believe that a man should be able to tell a woman she's attractive or funny or kind or sexy or whatever if he believes it to be true.. without the lady thinking "oh.. he's only saying it to get in my pants".. there are a few of us out there that really do mean it.I believe when getting to know someone.. that a phone call and conversation should actually occur between two people. It doesn't have to be a text/ IM/ *** other form of quick impersonal communication all the freaking time. lol.I believe that a great smile, butt and legs always trumps a chest.I believe that online dating is a necessary evil, but an evil nonetheless.and I believe that no matter what, everyone needs to be able to laugh at themselves from time to time.. Strong yet not immovible.Lastly.. I believe in mom, apple pie and long kisses that last forever... Ok.. sorry about that.. are you still there? Impressive if you are. ;-)I like doing many different things and am not really picky.. from hitting a museum or a ballgame.. From relaxing watching a movie, to a trip to the shore, to a night out for dinner and drinks, with the right company everything is enjoyableYour mom and dad will like me because I'm decent and respectful to their little girl...If you're looking for a good person, a fun guy who will treat you like you deserve.. please, say hello.Hope to chat soon."When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." -. but I am up for just about anything.. maybe a ride to the shore, maybe meet for a drink. just something comfortable and fun or we can talk, laugh and get to know each other. And if that goes well, maybe I'll sneak in a little kiss on your cheek.. with your permission of course.;-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

English Mexican Animation Documentary Drama Fantasy Golf Watching Sports
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