SIMILAR PEOPLE
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JoeystoopOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Joeystoop. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Narragansett, Rhode Island, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MarlenOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
hmmm...all i can think do here is attempt to objectively explain who i am and what i do, without showering myself with fluffy adjectives as i write this resume. why? because i'd rather seem overly cynical than overly pretentious, at least its more realistic since i am very cynical and i think i'm kinda the opposite of pretentious. so here we go:when i'm not working, you can find me on the computer, watching TV, playing video games, taking care of my ferrets and playing the guitar/bass/drums poorly. i like the cannabis a lot, and while i like an occasional drink (or 8) i prefer not to indulge in the sauce frequently. . due to deep seated social anxiety, i do not dance. that seems to be a deal breaker with many women, but it is what it is. for entertainment, i'm a classic cinemaphile but i deeply dislike most romantic comedies and slasher flicks. favorite books are the dune saga and a song of ice and fire. i enjoy being in the company of people who:-are honest and kind hearted-are laid back and open minded,-confront disagreements with rational debate and avoid being mean and angry-have a warped and dry enough sense of humor and sarcasm to understand mine. -are emotionally mature and stable. i prefer to avoid the company of people who:-are needlessly dramatic, judgmental, and/or mean, -habitually hijack conversations just to talk about themselves, politics, ...religion *shudder*.. -blurt out insults and call it "just being honest"...but when the truth is required, they lie.-make duckface poses for photos. while i will be pleased to answer any questions, i'm not into back-and-forth small-talk messaging sessions with people i dont even know. i just feel that attempting to ascertain someone's character via texting is a pointless venture. also, please don't contact me if your a spelling nazi. see what i did there? if not please don't contact me. teehee. i would prefer to keep it short. coffee is fine, but if you want to have a drink to loosen up that's fine as well. w/e we choose, it should be a simple and short meet and greet with no pressure for either of us. rejection ***, so i dont send them. if you message me please keep it short. even a simple "hello" is fine.still here? wow thanks for reading all that :)
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PriceOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
"Bubble Toes"It's as simple as something that nobody knows that her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes on the feet of a queen of the hearts of the cards and her feet are all covered with tar balls and scars It's as common as something that nobody knows that her beauty will follow wherever she goes up the hill in the back of her house in the would she love me forever, I know she could I remember when you and me mmm how we used to be just good friends Wouldn't give me none But all I wanted was some She's got a whole lot of reasons She cant think of a single one That can justify leaving and he got none but he thinks he got so many problems Man he got, too much time to waste His dreams are like commercials But her dreams are picture perfect and Our dreams are so related though they're often underestimated It's as simple as something that nobody knows that Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes On the feet of the queen of the hearts of the cards And her feet are infested with tar balls and La da da da da da Well I was eating lunch at the D. L. G. When this little girl came and she sat next to me I never seen nobody move the way she did Well she did and she does and she'll do it again When you move like a jellyfish Rhythm don't mean nothing You go with the flow You don't stop Move like a jellyfish Rhythm is nothing You go with the flow You don't stop It's as common as something that nobody knows it Her beauty will follow wherever she goes Up the hill in the back of her house in the wood She'll love me forever, I know she If you would only listen You might just realize what you're missing You're missing me If you would only listen You might just realize what you're missing You're missing me It's as simple as something that nobody knows that Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes On the feet of the queen of the hearts of the cards And her feet are infested with tar balls and Something real original like meet for drinks. :P