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Turdyturtle
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Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Turdyturtle. I am never married other hispanic man without kids from Denville, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Obadiah
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Speed dating doesn't allow for a psychiatric evaluation.There's no option to "Like" strangers on *** have either shacked up or have started playing the Ukulele (?)! Finned Individial Swimming HopelesslyHere looking to make a connection on some level. For starters, what's up with the awkward "what type of fish are you" question?!Legal Disclaimer:[If any of this sounds eerily familiar this is my new profile replacing BZYVR now with 100% accurate information. I'm still single, no cat, no kids, straight lol but my age was "inaccurate" and you can't change your age without a new profile / hot tub time machine. (Sadly the pics are real, yes) ] False Creek Inner Tubing / Sushi and ice skating / Drinking and painting / Rent some time at recording studio / Dress up as pirates and go parrot shopping / Spend a day without cell phones, computers, or technology of any kind / exchange itunes playlists over champagne or Lucky Lager
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Mahlah
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
From my experience the last 3 years in this area women dont want an honest, faithfull guy they want an ex con player who deals drugs... are you serious???? Im tired of head games and players open to almost anything