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About Me

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I bat 400. Children trust me.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis!! ***The above description is full of truth but not filtered for fiction, a conceptual biography of sorts. Sarcasm is a natural resourse found in abundance internally. . . Describing oneself is a difficult task due to the transformations that one undergoes due to lifes experiences. But, everyone has some base ideals from which their personality is derived. I am an intelligent southern renaissance adventerous outdoors gentleman, who appreciates nature and all its ammenities. Athletic and still active, I would rather particpate than to observe. I would like to understand the mind, before uncovering the body. Seeking a strong mutual connection with which to build a firm foundation to take on the challenges of life. A partner who will be the passionate protector of our family, loving, but lightening quick to adapt to changing environments.This is why you are cool : you are a happy, compassionate, and reflexively kind. You can't help being provacative and curious and original. You are open to the world, extremely bright, and well read. Joy swirls around you, and you can't help that either. You're a doer more that watcher, a creator more than a consumer. Fit, slim, and athletic, please. And you are strong, both in obvious and secret ways. Not afraid to get your hands dirty, can carry her own weight, but will allow me to open the door for you. Searching for a grounded female intune with herself and her surroundings, an intelligent warrior princess. My ideal female would be a grounded adventerous nature loving woman-goddess. You like to be challenged both physically and mentally. Willing to listen to objective perceptions with out taking comments personally. Open to new adventures and possibilites. I have never been married, only want to do it once, I believe that if I am out here in the online universe, then there is a harmonious match for me to connect and combine with to create an unstoppable force. Let me know if this is you. Casual meet and greet with activity i.e. movement of sorts, wine tasting, art gallery, festival of sorts, or perhaps just tea and cookies

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Aaronbateam

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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 21-29

    Hi! My name is Aaronbateam. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Hebron, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Ryland

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    **First off, I'd like to note that I am currently "married" but separated. I'm in the middle of a divorce. Divorce papers have been filed, I'm just waiting on the process to work itself out. She does not live here. I'm not some married creep looking for something on the side. I'm not looking for a rebound either. This has seemed to be a problem for some, so I figured I'd start off by throwing it out there.**I'm not that guy that's here looking to get laid by every girl I talk to....just the easy ones. JUST KIDDING! Seriously though, for the record I won't even respond to messages from trashy/slutty girls. I have standards and class and am looking for some class in a lady as well. I want to make a real connection with somebody. Somebody I enjoy being around, couldn't get enough of and who is always on my mind. I realize it takes time to build up to that. I'm not the type to get all clingy after the first date...no worries. I have a great sense of humor, so the ability to laugh and handle a little sarcasm is a plus...scratch that, it's a must. Must have personality and like to have fun. I'm not a partier or anything. I rarely drink...but will on nights out. In moderation of course. Never had a DUI. Don't have a criminal record. All of my friends from my partying days to now would always have described me as the responsible one. I'm dependable and honest and looking for the same in a partner. Honesty is HUGE. Who wants a dishonest person? Why are there so many? A little more about me, I can be a bit shy. I'm not the guy to approach every girl...maybe even any girl while I'm out. You wouldn't know it on a date though. I guess that's the good thing about online dating....you can kind of get to know someone and break the ice to get past the shyness before you ever meet. I know how to treat a lady and what it takes to make a relationship work and how to keep a girl happy. I'm a single father of an 8 year-old boy who I love to death and am very proud of. I don't mind dating people with kids of their own, and have found those relationships actually work out a little better, as both people have the understanding what it's like to be a parent. Also open to dating someone without children if you can handle my situation. I'm not looking for a replacement mom for him or anything, my mom, his grandmother, spoils the heck out of him and pretty much fills that void. I do have a real job and own my own business on the side. Please don't take my "profession" as me being arrogant or unemployed....just goofing off. :)That's all I can think of at the moment. I'm sure I'm forgetting a ton of stuff though and will update frequently as it comes to me. In the meantime, if you liked what you've read and would like to know more please don't hesitate to write. I know you ladies get a ton of *** here, so I tend to send very few myself. If I've viewed your page but not written that doesn't necessarily mean I wouldn't love to hear from you, so I hope to hear from you.Take care and good luck in your search. As cliché as it probably sounds, I think the perfect date would be a dinner and a drink (or drinks if the date goes good and neither of us is ready to run for the door lol). It just provides the best chance to sit face to face and carry on a good "get to know you better" conversation.

  • Adolfo

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    Hey there...I just moved to Wasaga Beach, On here to meet new people. I'm a hands on kinda guy, love to be outside, very easy going, laid back, get along with pretty much anyone, love to have fun and laugh "Life is WAY 2 short", a little competitive (not in a bad way) lol, looking for someone who is kinda the same? Have a great group of friends that are very close to me since pre school. . I like pretty much all music!!!Sorry about my pics...just created profile, thats all I have right now. Walking the beach, drinks, zipline or Sky diving maybe lol ???

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