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United States, North Carolina, Pfafftown

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We at Endearing Boyfriend Enterprises (EBE) are looking to fill the position of Amazing Girlfriend (AG). The position has been filled by wonderful people in the past and are only seeking a full-time A.G. Job Description:The highly sought after position promises great fulfillment, intense pleasure and heaps of fun. EBE is a fully capable Boyfriend, offering many opportunities for growth, support, intimacy, conversation, entertainment and love. The job includes a balanced mix of romantic, playful, silly, mind-enhancing and vigorous physical activity. There will be a blend of both fancy and casual outings – some alone and some with EBE affiliates. There will also be a considerable amount of time relaxing and sensual activity in the home (and elsewhere) as well. Light travel is anticipated.The position will start out on a trial basis until both parties determine that this is a good fit. Once the trial period is over – we expect that there will be many passionate interludes and a deeper connection. Candidate should desire a long term commitment to EBE. Again – we are not looking to fill part-time positions at this time.Qualifications:• emotional and self awareness• general happiness and friendliness• high level of integrity• ability to make EBE laugh uncontrollably• exquisitely beautiful (unique quirkiness a plus)• open adoration to EBE• desire to try new things and participate in a variety of activities• must be witty and clever• previous experience as an AG is preferred – though we hope that AG has left previous companies on good terms.• physically fit (to enhance the participation in various physical activities)• lips that are up for copious amounts of kissing•- as proximity to company is important in the event that after-hours work is required.• ability to write love letters, provide spontaneous surprises and massages is a plus• outside interests are highly encouraged – as too much devotion to EBE is a sign of co-dependenceAbout EBE:EBE is a very attractive company - that any AG would be delighted to join. EBE is highly regarded by his affiliates as being passionate, loving, inspiring, creative, and handsome. Keeping an idealistic and optimistic attitude have attributed greatly to his success. We have always encouraged people to be their best selves and expect the same of ourselves.Do you feel you have what it takes to be an AG at EBE? Please respond with your “resume”. We look forward to hearing from you!!JeffEBE CEOHope you enjoyed my little advertisement listed above. Now for the deflating truth. All that you just read is total B.S. as the space above was just utilized as a creative outlet, nothing more. Fact of the matter is, just a normal guy (well, as normal as the internet will allow I suppose) with his insecurities like everyone else, working a Monday-Friday job hoping to find someone that is worth getting to know. Been a very, very long time since I've felt that I could be vulnerable to someone with no fear it's going to be used later on as ammo and I miss that. There is such a thing as intimacy beyond just what goes on beyond closed doors when the lights are out. Tend to be on the rather shy side initially when meeting women and hence why the assist from this site. Not to worry though as the shyness usually wears off quite fast and the little boy tends to come out from time to time. If truly interested in getting to know me as a person and seeing if we can't turn a meeting into a friendship set ablaze, please do write. Please note: Like I mentioned above, I do tend to be on the rather shy side initially and hardly ever do make first contact with women. If I do, it means I'm interested in possibly getting to know you and seeing where it may lead. I know attraction is a two way street but if you are interested in getting to know me as well(I know...it's going to take someone mighty special) please do make an effort to write back with more than a single sentence. Kind of a turn-off and tells me there may be no interest. Happy Fishing!!***\\\***Put this***On your***Profile if***Someone***\\\***You know***\\***died***\ ***Of***\\\***Cancer***\\\---or who may be fighting it:Miss and LOVE You Dad Everyday Just a few quotes that I love:You need 4 things in life: Something to do, Someone to Love, Something to Hope for, Someone to Believe in. "Lou Holtz"A Very Good Life is not determined by the checkbook or social status. The quality of our lives is built on our capacity to open our hearts and minds to the goodness which surrounds us- and sharing it. "Anonymous"Material possessions, winning scores, and great reputations are meaningless in the eyes of the Lord, because He knows what we really are and that is all that matters. "John Wooden" R.I.P.You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. "John Wooden"

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