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Johan, 38

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About Me

I'm a funny, fun-loving, sarcastic and spontaneous guy that loves to be social and meet new people and try new things. I have a zest for life that is unquenchable, so don't even try to stop me from chasing waterfalls. I love to be with my kids and I love to hang out with friends. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still on here, but it's free so I get what I pay for. Plus I like seeing all the pictures of pictures and the cropped out exes. I guess its like people watching at WalMart without the odor. Haha. Free tip: If you can't figure out how to rotate your pic 90 degrees, ask a friend.I have a degree in English, so I speak English gooder than some. 'Your' and 'you're' are actually different words with different meanings called Homophones--and I can talk sexy like this all night long. I spend my free weekends at swap meets looking for unique and rare Crocs and fanny packs. I need to work on loving myself more. That's one of the things I hate about myself. I'm a Libra. That sums up my knowledge of astrology. I don't own any Affliction shirts or bedazzled jeans, and I make fun of my friends that do.I think that dressing your dog in outfits and being single are cause and effect. I believe less is more when it comes to both makeup and flashing the reverse peace sign/duck lips combo. Based on all the women that "love to camp" on here, I should be hanging out in the woods and campgrounds to find my soul mate. I guess I don't need to find a girl. Everything I enjoy I can enjoy alone or with kids and friends. I guess I'm a romantic and think that having a soulmate that I can talk to for hours and can't wait to see at the end of the day just makes my tummy tickle. So I guess I do want someone to share good times and bad with. I try to stay on top of my messages, but I split my time between meetville and Christian Mingle, so sometimes I fall behind. Apologies. Thanks, and keep taking selfies while driving...the more Tiger-y the better. Then you can tell me all about your ex husband while I play on my phone and pray for the evening to end.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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