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Johan, 38

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About Me

I'm a funny, fun-loving, sarcastic and spontaneous guy that loves to be social and meet new people and try new things. I have a zest for life that is unquenchable, so don't even try to stop me from chasing waterfalls. I love to be with my kids and I love to hang out with friends. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still on here, but it's free so I get what I pay for. Plus I like seeing all the pictures of pictures and the cropped out exes. I guess its like people watching at WalMart without the odor. Haha. Free tip: If you can't figure out how to rotate your pic 90 degrees, ask a friend.I have a degree in English, so I speak English gooder than some. 'Your' and 'you're' are actually different words with different meanings called Homophones--and I can talk sexy like this all night long. I spend my free weekends at swap meets looking for unique and rare Crocs and fanny packs. I need to work on loving myself more. That's one of the things I hate about myself. I'm a Libra. That sums up my knowledge of astrology. I don't own any Affliction shirts or bedazzled jeans, and I make fun of my friends that do.I think that dressing your dog in outfits and being single are cause and effect. I believe less is more when it comes to both makeup and flashing the reverse peace sign/duck lips combo. Based on all the women that "love to camp" on here, I should be hanging out in the woods and campgrounds to find my soul mate. I guess I don't need to find a girl. Everything I enjoy I can enjoy alone or with kids and friends. I guess I'm a romantic and think that having a soulmate that I can talk to for hours and can't wait to see at the end of the day just makes my tummy tickle. So I guess I do want someone to share good times and bad with. I try to stay on top of my messages, but I split my time between meetville and Christian Mingle, so sometimes I fall behind. Apologies. Thanks, and keep taking selfies while driving...the more Tiger-y the better. Then you can tell me all about your ex husband while I play on my phone and pray for the evening to end.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Maximus

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    Like many people, not really sure what to say or where to begin when writing about myself. It's been more than 5 years since I have been in a serious relationship. Dated a few times since then, but nothing serious. Just when I thought I had things figured out and everything appeared to be going my way, that funny thing called reality gave me a swift kick in the behind to remind me where I stand in life.As for what I am looking for, looking to make some new acquaintances and go from there. Nothing serious, lets just chat and talk and get to know each other and if things click, great, if they don't we hopefully can still be friends and enjoy each others company on rainy days.I enjoy listening to music(all genres), watching movies(love a good comedy), and trying to learn to become a better cook(don't always succeed). I enjoy the outdoors as much as my allergies will let me, some days are worse than others. Been a long time since I have been hiking or camping, but would definitely like to start going again. If there is anything else you would like to know, please send me a message and ask. Friendship can't start until one of us takes a chance. Anything that isn't loud, so we can talk and get to know one another.

  • Farrell

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    hello I've never done this before so here it goes .....I'm a very likable person. I can get along with anyone. I'm an understanding person, as in, I'm willing to give people a fair chance. Some guys don't want anything to do with a girl that has a kid, for example. I'm a happy & optimistic person. I try to enjoy life as much as I can. I like all types of music, mostly 1 hit wonders from all types, and I tend to like music that's kinda like what you hear on x 96. I do my best to stay in shape, and look good. I'm tryin to quit smoking. I'm making progress, & I'm pretty much down for whatever. I'm drug free, but I don't care if you smoke pot. I've been told I'm an awesome very likable guy, and girls always ask me why I don't have a girlfriend? Idk? I just haven't met what I'm lookin for yet. I'm not into downers, as in negative, pessimistic people. If you look for the bad in a person you will find it. Same on the flip side. I'm also looking to meet someone that doesn't live to far away. I also don't like double standards coffee to get to know u better and if it goes good let the fun begin

  • Jerald

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    I'm a honest and genuine guy who is not in to the head games or drama. I have a rugged outside with a soft heart. I have started to enjoy cooking and trying to eat healthy. I work a lot and spend my off time hanging with my daughter, therefore I haven't had much time for myself in my social life. I'm looking for someone to share my life with and enjoy some adventures. I enjoy sports, outdoors, movies, music, and love to travel, and anything with good company. Music I like everything from country to hip hop to rock. I truly try to find fun and laughter at everything I do. I live for my daughter and she is my life!! Let's talk and get to know each other and share a few laughs.

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