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SWM in boring job seeks whiny shrew for co-dependency, tepid sex, and shouting matches.-righteous indignation. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on the most useful curses. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokesYOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*ty bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 22 and rehash mother issues with women over 43. Serious replies only, please. Helium comedy club and drinks at a seedy bar.Then we will make out at inspiration point like Fonzie and one of his groupies

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Trev

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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29

    Hi! My name is Trev. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Hugo, Colorado, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Quinn

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I'm a fun, outgoing person who likes to have a good time. I enjoy traveling, boating, water skiing, going out to eat, going to movies or just staying at home and cuddling watching a flick. I have a lot of love to give to the right person and will do anything to make her happy. I'm always willing to give 100% and do whatever is needed to make the relationship work. I know that no one is perfect and we all make mistakes but I believe that is how we learn and grow. We need to look at what needs to be learned from them, then make the necessary changes, then move forward from them and don't look back. I am looking for someone who wants to go have a good time and will have an open mind if it leads into something more than that. I'm not looking for drama and I'm not into playing games so if that is what your looking for then press next now. If your dating other people I'm not looking to share I refuse to be your second or third choice ..laters

  • Fonz

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    Goal oriented strong man with a wicked slice. My favorite food is sea food especially in its simplest form (sushi). I tend to listen to older music and have a bit of a hippie outlook on life. That being said, you will never catch me in a Subaru outback, or cross country skiing. I just like to gather with people in their raw form without all the false fronts and illusions of being seen greater than others. I tend to get addicted to things that turn me on. There was a time when I was really into body building/power lifting, but muscles only stay as long as you work on them. That is a true statement for many things in life. Education and career building is something that won’t be taken away simply from eating too much pizza. Those words were given to me about seven years ago from a friendly stranger. Since then I have been on a quest to complete an education and begin a rewarding career. I am closing in on completing a bachelor degree in Mechanical Engineering at the local University. After which I plan on growing with my current company or setting out to find another. Either way, I plan on getting a second wind on life and finding that one thing that I can’t live without. I have always been very good at setting goals and pursuing my dreams. “Endurance” is probably the best word that describes me. I am curious to see what else is out there, and would love to live in another state. Somewhere by the ocean would be nice, preferably the west coast. I am looking for a conservative woman with similar interests. I would like to spend some quality time together and really get to know her. When I am finished with my education, I want to be involved with a family and begin making memories. If we decide that we are a little old to begin a biological family that is ok. I think adoption is a good thing and even putting a step child through college could be rewarding. Coaching little league, taking the kids fishing, or even just helping them with their homework, are all likely pursuits, one is just as good as the other. I mentioned before that fitness is also a passion of mine. I cut back some to make room for my studies, but would like to get back into it more when my studies are complete. It would be nice to find a woman that is into fitness as well. I really don’t agree with the current standard of raising a family in front of the television.

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