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Kevyn, 36
United States, Michigan, Grant

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About Me

yay the fun stuff on telling how boring, and why im so wrong for you. (make sure you do this in a mono tone voice)i dont do much sit around the basement and watch tv, got to have my fill of spongebob, play video games all night, and sleep all day, yes thats right i said it basement. why leave the nest when i dont have to do anything. dont play sports to affraid of to getting dirty. im so lazy i get someone else to turn the screwdrive or find my lost remote for me. i dont shower or shave but maybe once a month if the neighbors havent sign a petition saying its time to. i dont clean, dont know how to use a broom. cant cook, did you know that u can burn water i didnt know that. if we ever meet for a date, just to let you know my mom will be do the driving unless you want to come pick me up, and this is the ***'s so if your not arm broke dont expect me to open the door for you, and paying for it all, na we going dutch. so what you think ladies, aint i just the catch you just want? so i hope you enjoy the story, probably scared some you off, but just did it, in good clean fun. as you can tell i have a sarcastic sense of humor, like to joke around alot but can be serious when need to be. so now the serious part: for starters i have a daughter she is my number 1 and she lives with me (yes figuring a way to fit her in the story without dss being called on me). not on here looking for a one nighter, friends with bens, or booty call. i dont juggle. i enjoy hanging out with friends and family (well the people who took me in as family), like to do anything outside but hunt find that just a tad boring, i also enjoy nice night at home on the couch watching a good movie, dont do the bar scene. depends

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

American Mexican Turkish
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