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LovemuscleOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-44
Hi! My name is Lovemuscle. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Grant, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TmcfarsbOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-27
Hi! My name is Tmcfarsb. I am never married protestant caucasian man without kids from Grant, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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HughieOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm convinced that nobody has worse luck with women than me. Let's go over the last few years of my dating life shall we? I dated one woman that was perhaps a little too comfortable with her brother if you know what I mean. One woman I dated had a stalker ex boyfriend that left a note on my car at 3am even though he lived 45 minutes away!!! Another time I was talking to this girl online one night. I was just making small talk and I asked her what she did for a living. She said that she would tell me later. Alarms started going off in my head, but she was cute so I let it go(hey, I'm a guy. Sue me). She only lived five minutes down the street so she asked if she could come over to meet me. I said no because I don't want to meet anyone after a short conversation. But she kept insisting and for some stupid reason I gave in. Lets just say I thought I was dead and my kidneys were about to be sold on the black market when she pulled up in a freakin hearse!!! I quickly found out what she did for a living. So, if I ask you what you do for a living, don't be shocked if I don't respond if you avoid the question :) Oh I'm not done yet. Most recently I was talking to this girl for about a month and things ended because she got mad when I refused to get her pregnant within the next month. She wanted to have a child before her 30th day***months away) because "its harder to lose the baby weight after 30." I cant make this stuff up. And to top it off, shortly after that, I found out that the entire time I was talking to her, SHE WAS ENGAGED!!!! So let's make this short and sweet. What am I looking for:-A NORMAL woman-Doesn't want anymore kids. I'm OK if you already have kids and you can find time for me as well. But I don't want any kids of my own-No smokers or drug users-You're past that "hey everyone, look at me" stage. Meaning if you're still wild, dancing on top of bars, dress up to go grocery shopping, etc then you're not what I'm looking for. I just want an average girl next door type. Not too wild and not too boring either. Just average.- If they lose it may turn into 5 hours lol. But for the remaining hours, days, weeks and months of the year I'm all yours :)And to save time in the future, the answer is NO should you have the urge to ask me any of the following questions-Do you want to go shopping with me-How about going to a play-A ballet-A musical-Do I look fat in this dress-Let's go to the Ocean(I saw Jaws at 5 years old and haven't been the same since)-Let's move somewhere colderIThe answer is automatically YES to the following:-Wanna have wild monkey sex :)-Wanna see a movie(as long as its not a stupid horror movie)-Is it OK if my really super hot bisexual girlfriend from out of town hangs out with us tonight :)-Go to Kings island-Go to a country concert. I listen to everything. Literally everything. But only like going to country concerts-Go have a beer somewhere-Go to a game-Do you want me to make you breakfast/lunch/dinner :)-Go skydiving-Go on a hike-Let's move somewhere warmer-Go to the zoo-Go to the museum center-Hang out at The Banks during a Reds game if we don't have tickets-Go bowling Meet in a public place. I wouldn't want to meet in a private place and give you an opportunity to take advantage of me. I'm too smart for that. And I'm taking my drink to the bathroom with me. You're not going to roofie this guy!