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Let it be known that I loathe laughter. It makes me SO ANGRY! When someone is having a good laugh I just *** compelled to PUNCH them in throat and then kick them in the JUNK. This makes me smile and giggle...which only pisses ME off and then I have to punch MYSELF in the throat and kick myself in the junk. Then no one is happy, and that is good, and when I say good I mean BAD.I despise travelling. My idea of a good vacation is drawing a chalk circle around myself, and NEVER leaving it. I just stand there and GLARE at everyone passing by.Kids? What the heck is up with THOSE? Don't people know where they come from? Seriously....it's like eeewwwww, please wash your hands after touching them. I sure don't have a couple of them myself! If I was a Jedi I would be called DARTH SANE, because I would be that INsane. Yeah, you had better stay away!!! Which MEANS that no, you can't use me as your personnel loofah! Seriously, what is THE matter with YOU! I think people aren't so bad. You just need to know how to cook them, the right spices and herbs and they are delicious. Vegetables???? Don't y'all know that is a big conspiracy to trick you to eat less people? One needs their daily dose of GRIT. Pets are good to have around when u RUN out of people...I am SO LAZY that it causes physical pain, which i love. And when i say love I mean hate, but i love that also. I don't do stairs, I either roll down them, or wait for some foolish Good Samaritan to CARRY me up them. Sometimes I wait a long time cause I am dirty. Showers and teeth brushing is unsafe, cause if you are clean you will taste better and other people will want to eat you. And that is bad, and when I say bad I mean GOOD....no wait, that one IS really bad. So when is say BAD I do mean BAD. Got it? Good.Let me get this straight girlfriend, you want me to hold you IN my arms and kiss you on the lips? Oh geez...seriously? Are you TRYING to repulse me and make me feel ill? I would much rather do something that I don't HATE, and by hate I mean LOVE.Even death doesn't want to be MY friend. Which I am okay with because he is actually a tall, skinny, pretentious snob. He is always like " I am here to take your soul" and I am all like " Can't you ever talk about ANYTHING else? Just shut up already!". Like really....Finally, one of the best parts of being evil is that I can end a ranting monologue with abundant evil laughter....ready? Here goes....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA......MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha ...... I will take you somewhere so we can use our eyes for glaring, our fists for punching, and our feet for kicking. Yeah, you know you want to!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Leigh

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    I really dislike this part! I'm a outdoors kind of person but I don't mind staying at home and watching a movie once in a while, i like being spontaneous, I enjoy travelling and would like to do more in the near future, so many places to see and really so little time! I have two daughters aged 6 & 9, they are with me every second weekend and are very important to me and come first in my life. Not sure what else to write here, I'm sure there is a lot of stuff but I just can't think of any thing right now!What am I looking for, well I guess I just want to meet new people, try new things, hopefully meet that someone special to share life with! Coffee, walk on the beach, maybe a hike or go to playland, how about skydiving! I'm pretty much up for anything!

  • Laurie

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    Life is an endless adventure of discoveries. We have the power to make our own heaven. I am excited about that heaven and curious about the endless possibilities that life and love have to offer. I am an easy going person who thinks it through but trusts his heart. I am passionate about exploring the world and my place in it. There is beauty everywhere. You just have to take the time to listen, feel, and notice it. I have to remind myself of that all the time. The simple can be extraordinary. I am passionate about learning, asking questions, being in the moment. Life is what you make of it. Studied at UVic, traveled to Africa, graduated, started an organic farm raising lamb, chickens and growing produce. Farmed for seven years, my son was born (he's 7), went back to school, became a teacher and moved to Cortes, bought a property, got a job working with children with special needs amongst other things. There's more to the story but that gives you a sense. If you want to know more, just ask.My son is the most influential person in my life. He woke me up in a lot of ways. He forced me to reassess what was most important to me. Because of him I revisited my core principles and values and began to live the life of the man I always hoped to be. One who can have true compassion and love for another human being. One who's actions matched the ideal.I'm looking for someone who's authentic. Someone who isn't afraid to be who they are. The easiest thing to do is be yourself. You are the best at it. There is no one like you. The hardest thing to do and one that can lead to a lot of suffering is to try and be someone you're not. Purely and essentially everyone is perfect.I try to be as genuine as I possibly can be. Some times that means not being popular with everyone and may even mean pissing some people off, but most often than not it has really worked out. It is amazing how life flows the more authentic you become.

  • Zebadiah

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    My hobbies for the past year have been mainly around the arena. I play hockey but this year I started coaching as well. Its a pretty good test of your will and your ability to manage many different types of personalities. I always played as a kid, so I know when I was a young 'un many people volunteered their time and energy to help me. I consider this to be a bit of a way of giving back, paying it forward. The kids are a lot of fun too. I love to travel. Rarely do I get a week or two off and stay in town. Cant. Stop. Going. Back. The heat...the humidity...the swamps....the gators. I like going to live shows.... I prefer these smaller venues, though they are small in numbers. Hole-in-the-wall-dive-bar-show...Im in!I do enjoy a fine pint every so often. I do enjoy trying new beer from all over the world. These days there seems to be a number of establishments in town with a very good selection of these brews. Some Ive been to...some I have yet to try. Im workin on it. Always. I am also trying to broaden my wine palate. Its going quite slow though. Ill get there. I have a job that is a good one but it does not consume me nor does it define me. I hang it on the door when I leave everyday. You are not your job, car, or any other material possession. If you are, those objects own you, not the other way around.

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