SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DavonOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Well here it goes....I like the outdoors and fishing like most men. I'm into cars and motorcycles.When i can, shooting, pool and hanging out with friends. A good movie is fun but I hate going alone...I'm honest. I don't lie.I don't like drama and don't want any. I do have a wild side and like 2 have fun, but i'm not 21 anymore and I know that...I'm kinda shy at first but once I know you,I warm right up. I'm looking for someone to share my life with and have some fun along the way. I am looking for someone who has a relationship with God 1st. I want to build a life with someone on firm foundation,,Jesus Christ. A small table in the back of a charming little coffee shop. I'll listen as you tell me about youself and I'll give back somethings about myself. I will tell you funny stories about myself and soak in your laughter. Hopefully as we find out we get along, the date could move from the coffee shop to a restaurant for wine and dinner. Or maybe, if it's going real good and it's not to forward...we take the date home where i'll make you dinner while we share some wine and laughs....
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BentlyOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
This is the part where im supposed to write something about myself and just say whatever...How about this...Auto makers brag about the Vette and Ferrari. How fast they are how nice you'll look in them, how girls will fall all over themselves if you own one. What they don't tell you is how they get Shitty gas mileage, expensive to maintain and insure. So all I have to say is it's up to you to just say screw it...Just get in and drive it!!!! In other words You'll have to ask to find out...Also I have 9 tattoo's and am Looking for a girl with tattoo's would be a plus...If not no big deal!!! This is where I do the typical..."I'm not looking for drama,a cheater,or a liar"...RIGHT...Honestly...Who the F#ck is looking for that anyways...c'mon people...I'm simple and easy going, material objects make people happy but I don't let that rule my life or values!!.It's probably not yours) I want to find someone that is willing to try new things even if it extreme or just simple...Try something new you just may like it...And also would like to add that "hot" is not a compliment for women..Guys need to learn this..That's only used by the douche bags in the club that just wanna "score" for the night...use compliments like Beautiful...and Gorgeous..That's a compliment..***I'm a guy..So Ladies..I love football,I'm gonna watch it on Sunday(HUGE JETS FAN...YES THE MUTHAF'N JETS).If I'm the first to open a new loaf of bread the twist tie is probably goin in the garbage.I leave that first end piece of the bread in the bag...I Like boobs (and yes I like thick girls too).I like going out with the fellas once in a while.I flip through the channels *** hitting the guide button..I don't give a *** about the over/under thing with the toilet paper...I look at the keyboard when I type.I'll watch a chick flick to make you happy as long as you watch what I wanna watch.I leave the seat up at times and clothes on the floor once in a while...I'll put my socks on the other feet so the hole is now by the little toes... I sometimes leave the microwave with :01 second on it and not reset it...I love to people watch.I'm gonna tell you your hair looks great if we're running late.I sometimes "adjust myself" in public.Or if my fly is down I'm not going to turn my back to zip it up.I don't abbreviate when I text(well, maybe when I'm driving) I don't respond with : LOL,LMAO,or ROFLMFAO...That's gay for a guy...If this offends you, you don't have to ***'re still reading, ya must be somewhat interested huh?I'm a pretty straight forward guy,I speak my mind and am open.I'm looking to meet someone who is straight forward also. I have an old saying..."Just cause you put syrup on shit, doesn't make it pancakes" Yes I have a sense of humor, and yes it's F'D up!! And don't worry...I HAVE TEETH!!!!!NO. I'm not angry. People have said my profile makes me sound that way. So no, I'm not. YES, I know what I want and don't want.Let's be realistic,not everyone speaks the truth.For *** a question above. DO YOU DO DRUGS. Do you expect everyone to answer that honestly..Think about it.I hate that I have to keep putting this here...But PLEASE know how to keep a conversation going!!! I ask a ? Please ask 1 back after answering... Ok, that is all thank you very much!!!!!Also, before you put body type as "ATHLETIC" Look in the mirror in your bikini and ask yourself "When a girl goes to the gym, is she hoping to look like this"??????...If you're answer is NO... Then DON'T put ATHLETIC.... And I know..Guys should do the same as well!!!!
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FisherOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
It’s been an hour since I’m staring at this blank screen, which can only mean two things: I have nothing interesting to say or I’m more complicated than I thought I am. I’ll be optimistic, like I always am, and go with the second. So, with that in mind, let’s keep this breezy and save something for the first date.What I do: Quite a lot, apparently. Turns out I’m driven and pretty good at setting career and self-development goals. I’m chasing a lot of carrots but at least they all point in the same direction, so that makes staying on track relatively easy. Without getting into too much detail about my job, I think it is the best in the world and everybody, except maybe astronauts, should totally envy me. Not quite as nail biting as brain surgery, I’m sure, but I seldom, if ever, have a bad day at work. On a somewhat related note, I always draw/sketch/doodle something, I love it and I constantly want to get better at it.Who I am: Ready for a long list of platitudes? Here goes: I love to laugh (who doesn't?), I’m simple (you mean boring?), comfortable with myself (lazy), ambitious (workaholic), calm (emotionally dead), genuine (oh God, there's smoke coming from my keyboard!), a bit sarcastic (no s..t, Sherlock!), all in all, a really balanced individual (undecided).Whom I want: I want somebody who matches me. Shocking, I know. But seriously, if you’re funny, active, independent and can take a tease with a smile, chances are we’re going to get along great. Also, there's a huge world out there and I love to travel, so hopefully you'll join me in my next adventures.That’s it for me for the time being. If you’re still reading this and you’re thinking “Yesssss!”, I say go for it. We are just one ***