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JasonOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Let it be known that I loathe laughter. It makes me SO ANGRY! When someone is having a good laugh I just *** compelled to PUNCH them in throat and then kick them in the JUNK. This makes me smile and giggle...which only pisses ME off and then I have to punch MYSELF in the throat and kick myself in the junk. Then no one is happy, and that is good, and when I say good I mean BAD.I despise travelling. My idea of a good vacation is drawing a chalk circle around myself, and NEVER leaving it. I just stand there and GLARE at everyone passing by.Kids? What the heck is up with THOSE? Don't people know where they come from? Seriously....it's like eeewwwww, please wash your hands after touching them. I sure don't have a couple of them myself! If I was a Jedi I would be called DARTH SANE, because I would be that INsane. Yeah, you had better stay away!!! Which MEANS that no, you can't use me as your personnel loofah! Seriously, what is THE matter with YOU! I think people aren't so bad. You just need to know how to cook them, the right spices and herbs and they are delicious. Vegetables???? Don't y'all know that is a big conspiracy to trick you to eat less people? One needs their daily dose of GRIT. Pets are good to have around when u RUN out of people...I am SO LAZY that it causes physical pain, which i love. And when i say love I mean hate, but i love that also. I don't do stairs, I either roll down them, or wait for some foolish Good Samaritan to CARRY me up them. Sometimes I wait a long time cause I am dirty. Showers and teeth brushing is unsafe, cause if you are clean you will taste better and other people will want to eat you. And that is bad, and when I say bad I mean GOOD....no wait, that one IS really bad. So when is say BAD I do mean BAD. Got it? Good.Let me get this straight girlfriend, you want me to hold you IN my arms and kiss you on the lips? Oh geez...seriously? Are you TRYING to repulse me and make me feel ill? I would much rather do something that I don't HATE, and by hate I mean LOVE.Even death doesn't want to be MY friend. Which I am okay with because he is actually a tall, skinny, pretentious snob. He is always like " I am here to take your soul" and I am all like " Can't you ever talk about ANYTHING else? Just shut up already!". Like really....Finally, one of the best parts of being evil is that I can end a ranting monologue with abundant evil laughter....ready? Here goes....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA......MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha ...... I will take you somewhere so we can use our eyes for glaring, our fists for punching, and our feet for kicking. Yeah, you know you want to!
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AdinOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
What's good? I'm looking for someone who is open minded and laid back. I have many interests and things I enjoy doing. I really love music. I play guitar/bass and ukulele. I enjoy going to concerts as well. I am also looking for someone to be somewhat active with. Maybe rollerblade, mountain bike, kayak, or horseback riding. Live life and enjoy every experience. I'm not a big drinker, but I do enjoy having a few drinks from time to time. I'm open minded to try new things. I believe in respect. Im honest and trustworthy. I possess strong morals and values. I live by the golden rule. I enjoy helping others. Anything from getting a drink or dinner to something spontaneous or adventurous.
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CourtneyOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
*Disclaimer*Hello. If you're just looking for some guy just to see what you can get out of him, or to fill your bed because you're lonely, you needs somebody to take care of you and your fiddeen chilrens, then go to the next profile and don't waste yours or my time, please. If you're not here for that, then I sincerely apologize. I have just found out that there are plenty of women on here that are just like, if not worse, than the dudes they're complaining about. I do love kids, however, and honestly haven't met any that don't love me. I'm the goofy uncle to alotta my friend's children.First and foremost: If we ever play Monopoly I'm calling "dibbs" on the car now. Now that we got that out the way and documented, please carry on.I'm a firm believer that a real woman can do it all, but a real man won't let her.I don't like talking about myself, so here goes: I'm just a regular guy who likes a laundry list of things and activities. I can have fun doing absolutely anything when in the presence of the right company. I love God. I have been described as very kind, giving, intelligent, a man of integrity. I'm loyal and hard working to a fault. I am also pretty blunt, though. I live by myself with my FatCat. I really enjoy riding my motorcycle in the country and going to the race track, visiting friends, don't mind going out some times or just staying in. I love live music. Once I warm up to someone I have been described as silly, goofy, almost on the borderline of retarded. Ridiculously random and totally unpredictable...in a fun, and maybe embarrassing, way...lol I do know tact, though. Anything else you may want to know, please feel free to ask anything and it will be answered honestly. Now, I can't say that you'll like the answer, I just said it would be the truth as I'd rather hurt your feelings with the truth, than dance around your emotions with a lie. Chivalry and being a gentleman isn't a lost art form or dead, you've just been around the wrong people if you think so.I do have a couple tats and some hardware, so yours would be accepted, too.A day without laughter is wasted. I like women with intelligence, a quick wit, a sense of humor, integrity, and the willingness to speak their mind. I'd really like a girl who can be comfortable in just jeans and a t shirt, but can also hurt your neck all done up right in her dress and heels. I want a woman to stand beside me, not behind me or in front of me, throughout everything life has in store. My best friend, confidant, partner in crime. And if God isn't a big part of your life and beliefs, then move on, please. Just my preference. I'm not a Bible thumper, I just want to be somewhat evenly yoked. And if you can't see past yourself then please do not waste our time. And if you read all this you win two extra bonus points, and can redeem them at the front desk with Jenine when you get your parking validated.;Nobel will have to start printing Cliff's Notes versions...lolHave a great day. It all depends, doesn't it? A motorcycle ride in the country sounds great to me, how's about you?