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Bart, 34

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About Me

***Must not be a Liberal.Must be from Earth.Must be human.Must have all your teef.Must be able to repeat alphabet backward while standing on one foot.Can't have mangled toes.Must not take self too seriously.Must like mud and dirt and sand and peanut butter.Ninja skills and ability to use a flamethrower are a plus. International crime spree ..... I need an accomplice!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Afton

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41

    Hello,I should update this since I no longer just moved back..:) I moved back in May ***after spending two years living in both New Zealand and Australia. It was an incredible experience being able to walk on deserted beaches and walk up within ***feet of fur seals just lounging on the rocks and beach. Besides having traveled down under, I also have gone to Europe twice, once on a study abroad semester in college and another month long trip in ***. One of my goals in the next year is to try and see more of the USA outside of the western states, I haven't traveled too much in my own country.My interests include hiking, going for coffee, wine tasting, snow skiing, dancing, road trips, live music, traveling. I plan on going back to grad school in the near future to get a master's in Urban Planning. Nothing too formal, just coffee or a drink. I'd rather meet sooner than later as its better to find out if you have chemistry in person rather than building something up online that turns out to be a false connection.

  • Josse

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41

    *update* I now work in LA, so I'm looking for someone between the Rancho and LA areas. Now, back to your regular program...;)Life is great and it's only getting better. I'm successful and self-reliant. Laugh hard, love big, and live life with passion.I'm intelligent, funny, honest and caring. I know the difference between they're, their and there, and will plant a big smile on your face and have you laughing throughout the day (conversational humor, I don't need jokes...see, wasn't that already funny? haha). I enjoy working with my mind as well as my hands. Brains are sexy. Chocolate is a weakness. I keep myself in shape and would want a woman that does the same.I'm a blast on a night out on the town (you should see this cracker dance), but I also love being cuddled up on the couch after a good dinner with someone. Go with me to karaoke where I'll try to be a mic hog and you've got my heart...haha. I'm also athletic so we can do whatever physical activity sounds fun for you. Enjoying time with people around great music, enjoying a cruise on my motorcycle or heading out and taking a hike are a couple my favorite adult-time activities. Overall, I'm just an easy going guy without past skeletons haunting me or disturbing my life (you be that same too, please). I have shared custody of my two little men and being a father is priority 1 to me. I'm not some deadbeat dad or think seeing my boys every other weekend is fine.Oh yes ladies, and chivalry is NOT dead. Could you wait for me to walk around to your side of the car though?...thaaaaaanks...;-)There is a lot more to me, so inquire within... First date? Something casual. Somewhere with some music. Get a feel for each other then go from there...

  • Quintin

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41

    Does anyone really know what to put here?!? Let me try... I'm a down to earth guy who likes to enjoy whatever I am doing. Life is too short to be serious all the time, not that I can't when needed, but I'd rather spend the day with a smile on my face. I have a job that I (most of the time) love and allows me to make the world a slightly better place each day. I enjoy hanging out with my friends, going out when I have the time, but can also enjoy a night snuggled on the couch. I consider myself a rather good cook but don't get to do it as much as I would like. Who has the time during the week? I enjoy most types of music, country being my least favorite. I know I may catch some heat for that but odd fact, when I karaoke it's almost always country! Don't ask me to explain... I also love going to concerts and am thankful that most are a cab ride away. I enjoy reading and try to relax to a good book at least once a day. I'm a huge animal lover and have a dog who probably lives better than I do. I'm a die hard IU basketball fan and try to go to as many games as I can each year. March is one of my best months of the year. I enjoy working in my yard and being outside. I haven't travelled as much as I would like recently but there is something special about getting out of town and enjoying the world. And of course the stereotypical stuff, midnight walks on the beach, candle lit dinners, whispering sweet nothings, and so forth...For the rest just ask! I'm often shy at first, although I hide it well, on a first date. Not "awkward silence" shy, but what I would consider adorable shy, or so I have been told! I think it's important that we do something that we can both be comfortable in, especially when we are trying to get to know each other for the first time. It's usually not the best place to get to know someone when they don't like what they're doing... Whether that is grabbing a cup of coffee, having a few beers while listening to a band, or eating dinner and heading out on the town I'm sure that we will have fun. I do think it's important to spend some time on conversation and getting to know each other. That's what we're there for right?

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