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Tobias, 33

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About Me

Retired Chippendale dancer. I am tougher than I look in my picture. There's plenty of fish in the sea, I just happen to be the type of fish you catch, and you wanna hang up in your living room to show off to your friends. My strengths outweigh any weakness that I might have. Don't have clue how I do the voodoo that I do. I do not pay attention to fashion because it is ALWAYS a step or two behind. Don't chase money...money chases me. Have had enough women who were just beautiful on the outside. I shower daily. Mothers absolutely love me and children want to be me. Sleep only once a day. Like to have sexual intercourse to songs with really heavy beats. I plan on being more spontaneous tomorrow.Please stop with the personal lap dance requests."If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best!" Ha! Guys can use that line too. On the first date I try really hard to hide the fact that I am a complete ***hole. Actually, the first few dates I try really hard to hide the fact that I am a complete ***hole. Then once you get to know the real me it is smooth sailing.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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