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About Me

Ok yall wanna read a buncha bull shit? Good, cuz I dont feel like typn it. Im no angel! I have a very dark and perverted sense of humor. I like who i am; I make me laugh. Random sillyness is a MUST. No one ever got arrested for tryn to make someone laugh!!! Asked to vacate the property, ok. So dont b skeeerd. Theyre not coming to take us away, ha ha.I love kids and they seem to love me. Even if u are as jaded as some pretend to b, kids WILL make u smile. C they know whats fun to them, and they just dont care. There are just a few things that i love to do. Shoot guns, ride bikes, driving and loud music. If you will gimme those few things, i will go shoe shopping for hours. Or what ever it may be. And ill do it with a smile on my face. Now that DOSE NOT mean i wont try to get u alone in the elavator, so... Dont worry i dont send pix of my junk to random strangers. I know how to treat a lady. I am a hopeless romantic. If u can give me love and put a smile on my face, I will give u all i can!!! Its all about the little things! If you are good with who you are lemme know, u just might b, well, happy with what u find. No drama no bullshit. It is what it is, life is just to short to pretend!Mike Im more of the, where ever the evening leads us, kinna guy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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