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Ananias, 31

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About Me

Back in the land of meetville. Look out Internet! I am:A Dad. A Socially Adept Nerd. Awesome.On the Internet too much. Hungry. Chock full of random trivia. An average singer who hosts a karaoke show a couple nights a week. A cat guy. A gamer. Loud. Not a midget amputee. A *** tattoos at a ridiculous rate. A decent cook. Obsessed with using QTips. Terrible at folding my laundry in a timely manner. Not Manbearpig *groaaan.. Groaaan*You are:Confident (must). Smart. Working. (ideally a REAL job)Funny. Own a jet pack. Curvy (that means CURVES not lumpy shapes). Touch of Nerdy. Touch of Dirty. Familiar with the Internet outside of websites that revolve around you posting pictures of yourself. Not an MTV/E/Vapid reality show addict. Karaoke lover a plus (but not required). Cat lover. Non-smoker. (not a deal breaker.. But would prefer socially to pack a day). Cat person. Not Manbearpig.Tattooed and/or pierced. Peeves:TyPiNg LyK DiS (seriously.. Wtf is wrong with you people) Insecure. If you think you're a bad, boss ****, that's so independent and all about "dat $$" (Translation: You're obnoxious and generally annoy anyone with a higher than grade school reading level.) Angle pics. (You're not fooling anyone) Generic Profiles. (Yes we all know you want a REAL man. No cheaters. Blah blah try harder.) That's good enough for now I think. - Good conversation. Good company. The rest is irrelevant if those things are involved.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32

    This app is horrible to use so if you want to get to know just text me ***

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

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  • Mackenzie

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    Time for a re-write. I am not a big fan of writing out a long essay explaining myself. I would prefer that if you like the basic stats that I have filled out, that we chat briefly and then meet up to actually talk face to face. I much prefer that to text or *** to know someone. It is too easy to misconstrue what someone says if you don't know them well.And if you want to take a kayak class with me, even better.Have a great day and I hope to hear from youRyan

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