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TahathOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
A bit about myself...I'm pretty much exactly like Ron Burgundy, without the awesome hair, the nice suits, the smooth moves, the fame, the money, or the many leather bound books...I enjoy long romantic walks along the dark alley behind my home. I also enjoy a good meal with a cold drink, just don't tell my sponsor ; I am honest and I am a one woman kind of guy, just ask my girlfriends. I'm active and I try to live a healthy lifestyle, I only buy fair trade, organic cocaine. Crystal meth is too processed these days. And I only eat wild caught baby seal. Say NO to farmed baby seals.I am educated and intelligent, I have been in a university and I have finished more than one crossword puzzle. I love my job as a ***greeter but my dream is to open a non-profit gluten free lemonade stand.Here's 10 interesting things about me1. I speak ***languages2. I never remember birthdays3. I faint when I see boobs4. I have been married 7 times. I should probably divorce a couple of them.5. I have 12 toes. 5 on each foot and 2 in a jar in my fridge.6. I don't believe in dentists, how can I believe in something I have never seen?7. I sleep naked... in Walmart8. I cry when I eat9. I can see farts10. I have no idea how to pleasure youIf you want to know more please message me between the hours of 12am and 130am, 3am and 330am and 2pm and 215pm. But only on tuesdays, and not during months that end with y or er.PS. I have been advised that my profile is too sarcastic and that I should actually add a sincere description of myself. I am a pretty laid back guy, I enjoy being active and getting outdoors but I'm also just as happy going to a movie/show or staying in to watch TV/Netflix. I am pursuing a career within the criminal justice system so I don't do drugs, drink and drive etc... I even pay for all of my music like some kind of weirdo. Basically I'm the opposite of the preceding profile, and obviously I'm silly and sarcastic and like to make people laugh. Get drunk and b**** about my ex for 3 hours, then awkwardly proposition you for sex. Or coffee, whichever you'd prefer.
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QuintenOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
I am currently working full time, and going to school to further my growth as a person, (as well as my income). I like to go to the beach, I like live music, I enjoy staying in most nights and watching a flick with someone who's company I enjoy. I like all kinds of art, most of all music. I play the drums in my spare time, and although I haven't been in a while, I like to surf and skate, and I have an infatuation with BMWs. My goals for the next few years are to get through school, start a more rewarding career that makes good money, and be with someone I can spend the rest of my life with. I am probably the most compassionate, loyal, caring, selfless person you'd have the pleasure of meeting, and I would encourage anyone to get to know me, even if it's not in a romantic way. I'm not the biggest fan of stereotypical "dinner and a movie dates", but would be open to that if there were a movie my date was really interested in seeing. I am all about pleasing the other party, and will ensure a good time. I'm not really big on the bar scene, but a drink to finish the night wouldn't be out of the question.
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JayOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-26
Hi! My name is Jay. I am never married agnostic african man without kids from Auburndale, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.