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TahathOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
A bit about myself...I'm pretty much exactly like Ron Burgundy, without the awesome hair, the nice suits, the smooth moves, the fame, the money, or the many leather bound books...I enjoy long romantic walks along the dark alley behind my home. I also enjoy a good meal with a cold drink, just don't tell my sponsor ; I am honest and I am a one woman kind of guy, just ask my girlfriends. I'm active and I try to live a healthy lifestyle, I only buy fair trade, organic cocaine. Crystal meth is too processed these days. And I only eat wild caught baby seal. Say NO to farmed baby seals.I am educated and intelligent, I have been in a university and I have finished more than one crossword puzzle. I love my job as a ***greeter but my dream is to open a non-profit gluten free lemonade stand.Here's 10 interesting things about me1. I speak ***languages2. I never remember birthdays3. I faint when I see boobs4. I have been married 7 times. I should probably divorce a couple of them.5. I have 12 toes. 5 on each foot and 2 in a jar in my fridge.6. I don't believe in dentists, how can I believe in something I have never seen?7. I sleep naked... in Walmart8. I cry when I eat9. I can see farts10. I have no idea how to pleasure youIf you want to know more please message me between the hours of 12am and 130am, 3am and 330am and 2pm and 215pm. But only on tuesdays, and not during months that end with y or er.PS. I have been advised that my profile is too sarcastic and that I should actually add a sincere description of myself. I am a pretty laid back guy, I enjoy being active and getting outdoors but I'm also just as happy going to a movie/show or staying in to watch TV/Netflix. I am pursuing a career within the criminal justice system so I don't do drugs, drink and drive etc... I even pay for all of my music like some kind of weirdo. Basically I'm the opposite of the preceding profile, and obviously I'm silly and sarcastic and like to make people laugh. Get drunk and b**** about my ex for 3 hours, then awkwardly proposition you for sex. Or coffee, whichever you'd prefer.
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FelyseOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
Looking to meet people with similar interest.Im very outgoing,energetic and love the outdoors.Trying new things is always good as i am always up for a challenge.Spontaneity definetly spices things up as well!Being sucessful and staying positive in what ever you are doing, while enjoying a healthy and active lifestyle filled with love is all that really matters! Hitting up a pub with friends for dinner and a few pints is always a good time.If there's more you would like to know just ask :) Anything outdoors would be great!!But it really depends on the person. Find out what there into and what they haven't done in a while or something they want to try. Im pretty easy as long as we are enjoying each others company. Maybe something totally random like poaching a hot tub could work;).....Lol!! Haha.... then again coffee could also work
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DeshawnOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
I am a motivated self starter and I always put others first. I live a very active lifestyle. I am in the gym 5 days a week, and on the weekends my friends and I are running obstacle courses or finding an adventure. Family is very important to me and I get together with them and close friends every Sunday. I have spent a lot of time in the military and traveling. Now that I have a career I am ready to settle down. I take work very seriously and my professional goals make for a long work week, so I have to plan out in advance what I will be doing next week. I enjoy the simple things in life and don't care for materialistic things because life is too short for that. I believe trust, compromise, and responsibility is very important in any relationship. First Date,I am thinking an adventure! Something we can later sit around and laugh about!Life's short don't waste it