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Tahath, 31
United States, Massachusetts, Auburndale

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About Me

A bit about myself...I'm pretty much exactly like Ron Burgundy, without the awesome hair, the nice suits, the smooth moves, the fame, the money, or the many leather bound books...I enjoy long romantic walks along the dark alley behind my home. I also enjoy a good meal with a cold drink, just don't tell my sponsor ; I am honest and I am a one woman kind of guy, just ask my girlfriends. I'm active and I try to live a healthy lifestyle, I only buy fair trade, organic cocaine. Crystal meth is too processed these days. And I only eat wild caught baby seal. Say NO to farmed baby seals.I am educated and intelligent, I have been in a university and I have finished more than one crossword puzzle. I love my job as a ***greeter but my dream is to open a non-profit gluten free lemonade stand.Here's 10 interesting things about me1. I speak ***languages2. I never remember birthdays3. I faint when I see boobs4. I have been married 7 times. I should probably divorce a couple of them.5. I have 12 toes. 5 on each foot and 2 in a jar in my fridge.6. I don't believe in dentists, how can I believe in something I have never seen?7. I sleep naked... in Walmart8. I cry when I eat9. I can see farts10. I have no idea how to pleasure youIf you want to know more please message me between the hours of 12am and 130am, 3am and 330am and 2pm and 215pm. But only on tuesdays, and not during months that end with y or er.PS. I have been advised that my profile is too sarcastic and that I should actually add a sincere description of myself. I am a pretty laid back guy, I enjoy being active and getting outdoors but I'm also just as happy going to a movie/show or staying in to watch TV/Netflix. I am pursuing a career within the criminal justice system so I don't do drugs, drink and drive etc... I even pay for all of my music like some kind of weirdo. Basically I'm the opposite of the preceding profile, and obviously I'm silly and sarcastic and like to make people laugh. Get drunk and b**** about my ex for 3 hours, then awkwardly proposition you for sex. Or coffee, whichever you'd prefer.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Christian Classical American French Spanish Drama Martial Arts
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  • Clayton from Auburndale | Man | 35 years old | Libra
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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    Describe your personality in one word...but we're only gonna give you a list of 25 crappy words to choose from. hahaha I'm a 9 handicap mini golfer (semi-pro only because of an injury due to an unfortunate windmill accident). Honestly, I'm just a good guy trying to be a good man. I enjoy watching sports. Go Irish! I love tattoos and i have a bunch, so if tattoos are a problem, then read no further. I should also mention that I'm a fan of facial hair....on me. I haven't been without some form of facial hair since I started growing it and I don't ever plan on being without it. I grew a beard for over a year and a half just to prove a point to my friends and it was EPIC. I just figure that's worth mentioning as well. I also really enjoy movies, music, doing laundry on a Sunday afternoon, Mexican food and, well, most other kinds of food. I love roadtrips, even if that means driving down the ocean pkwy in a thunderstorm for the thousandth time. I also curse like a sailor, but i try to clean it up around children, presidential candidates, and family. I work in the automotive industry. Its commonplace. I'm a HUUUUGE geek. I go to the comic book store and read Star Wars books. I love going to ComicCon every year and I plan on getting a costume for the next one. I like zombies and i AM planning for the zombie apocalypse. I enjoy going to the gun range and letting out a litlle frustration. I shoot darts in a bar league but i don't hang out in bars.(does that even make sense?) I like the winter, flannel shirts, and hoodies but I wear shorts all year round. I also wear alot of camo cuz think I was a redneck in a former life and it's starting to show. I recently started making my own beef jerky and I'm looking to move to the mountains of PA,NH or VT in the future. I have a small family but an army of friends and aquaintences. I've moved 14 times in my life and I'm a friggin pro at it by now.God, I could just go on about myself for hours. hahaha My ideal woman is someone i can trust. She is my best friend. She gives me a hug when i'm having a bad day and should expect the same in return. She enjoys the finer things and appreciates the little things. She's funny, honest, passionate(about anything), loving, nurturing, and romantic. I'm not looking for short term relationships. I wouldn't mind if i only dated one person from this site. I put my preferences in the profile, but I'm open to just about anything. I'm real easy to get along with and have a good time just about anywhere. I took some time off from everything, but I'm back now and hoping to find the right person this time around. goin out for coffee or grabbin a drink at the local pub. something comfortable and casual.

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  • Carlton from Auburndale | Man | 35 years old | Capricorn
    Carlton

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    I'm working my dream career as a sports reporter and excelling in it. I can't believe I get paid to go to games, talk to the players and coaches and write about them. It doesn't even feel like work. It has allowed me to develop a confident, creative and easy-going personality.As much fun as it is, though, I'd love to find a confident girl to share my free time with. I'm kind, respectful, intelligent and funny.I don't take myself too seriously. In fact, if you pick on me, I'll probably be the first one to laugh. None of us are perfect. Why should we pretend we are?I appreciate the interest if you ***, but if it's one or two words - or anything else that looks like you may also have sent to 14 other guys - I'm not going to respond. I'm looking for confident, not passive. Let's meet up for something casual. Coffee, drinks, apple turnovers, whatever. If we get to a second date I'll plan something nicer.

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  • Pat from Auburndale | Man | 33 years old | Capricorn
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    Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-36

    Hi! My name is Pat. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Auburndale, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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