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Noble, 33

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About Me

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do & there's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. Now that I got all the important things to read out of the way, hi, how the hell are you? I like to laugh, share a smile and pass it on; you know it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown. What do you ladies like to read when reading these profiles? I have been a chef and have cooked for royalty, presidents and the most important of people, my family. Cooking is one of the greatest things I love to share with people. From general knowledge of all the wild plants and berries we should know for survival purposes, to Michelin Star quality taste and presentation.’s capital to take over a run a sales department of a local company. I kinda of miss the hospitality industry but I love having weekends, holidays, and evenings off. I would like to find a lovely woman, with similar goals and dreams that I have. We can compare and contrast later. A Healthy life is important to me. I have lost three family members to cancer, and have weighed as much as ***pounds at one of the lowest times of my life. Cycling, swimming, jumping rope, kicking rocks, left handed thumb wrestling(don’t worry I am really right handed ), hiking, and beaching it are all fun activities I do on the regular. I wonder if writing more would make the difference of you responding to a message I sent or have you russle up the gumption to message me. Let’s start with this and if no luck I shall continue, but if I did there would be no more to talk about. Well happy fishing ladies, laugh daily and kiss slowly (with me hopefully). Lets start with a brief four to five hour meet and greet. We could decide when hour six starts.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jw

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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29

    Hi! My name is Jw. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from North Attleboro, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Kenny

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    Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40

    "You know what is really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. A girl who makes the world seem bigger and more interesting... A loud laugh that comes from her belly. Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. Hooded sweatshirts. Breakfast in bed. A girl with boundaries. Grace. Clumsiness. A partner who knows what turns her on. Sassy waitresses. Pretty scientists. Any and all librarians (okay, maybe this is my issue). Truth. Vulnerability. Strength. Naïveté. Big breasts. Small breasts. Doesn't matter the size, they all fascinate. A girl who can play the blues harp. A girl who calls you on your bullsh*t but isn't afraid to love you in spite of it. A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is." -Courtney E. MartinI'd like to meet a girl who is smart, impassioned and expressive; is down for road trips; appreciates the value of a well timed drink; is affectionate; loves food; enjoys movie & wine night but most of all she's gotta be funny. And maybe a little bit of trouble. I'm a stand up comic and a girl that can make me laugh is the BIGGEST turn-on.My friends say I'm hilarious and I find those friends to be very astute... Hahaha. But they'd also say that I'm compassionate and a good shoulder or ear when you need one. I'm a solid guy, smart, articulate, confident but chill. Kids and animals love me, mothers find me charming. I work for a solar energy company in an industry I believe in. I like to drink but I'm not a nightly drunk. I smoke a little Mary J but I do it legally and I'm responsible. I'm socially active. Anything from wine bars to dive bars, sports to the theater, camping to movie night and whatever else in between. I love food and will try anything at least once. Music, movies and books are a big deal to me. Ok. That's enough. Gotta leave something to talk about in person, ya know? Two interesting people having a few drinks or coffee and maybe a bite to eat but mostly a chance to talk. If things go well and we click, awesome! Then the REAL dates can start. Fair enough? Let me know!

  • Monroe

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    My Message of LoveI will love you with every fiber of my beingI will be supportive of your goals and dreamsI will always be honest and hold your trust in the highest regardYou will know that my words are true and you can count on me to be there for youI do what I say and say what I doI am generous to a fault and what is mine is yours.If laughter is the best medicine you will live to be ***We will be family yours, mine and oursCommunication is our strong suite and we navigate the highs and lows of life together binding us closer with each experience I will not only temp you with my words of affirmation I will tantalize your taste buds with my culinary extravaganza.I want to experience and enjoy all that life has to offer with you.I want to build memories with you….museums, concerts, indoors, outdoors as long as you are with me.I want to see the glow on your face with the love I have for you.We are partners side by side caring for and supporting each others needs wants and desires.I want to be married and know that you are there by my side now and forever.You will be self sufficient even though you won’t need to when with me. You will love me for my assets and my liabilities.You are down to earth, appreciate quality; have refined tastes and I can proudly take you home to mom.You have a life filled with friends, family and activities…I want to share them with you.One of my passions is ballroom dancing and I want to share this passionate connection of non-verbal communication with you.You love people and accept them as they are. You are understanding and forgiving.You are happy with who you are and can turn lemons into lemonade.I have waited my entire life to meet you. I will search beyond the moon and stars to every universe until I find you. Our first date is all about what makes you comfortable and happy. I'd love to take you to a comedy show, go karting, or a nice dinner where we can talk. If you prefer a simple meeting of coffee or glass of wine that works too.

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