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Ok so hear is what I have learned lately if u want a guy who does the fake ass bull sh*tlike opening doors, leaving a decent tip will buy u anything u want if I can well talk to me but if ur just a gold digger I will put u on blast Im sick and tired of all these girls that say they want a nice guy then just take advantage of them!!!!! That being said heres something about me. I have a problem with trying to help everyone out that needs it and hardly ever get anything in return. I’m usually the nicest person you can meet except when around stupid people they kill me jut think a lil sometimes. I love goin to the river and bike riding on the riverwalk. I mostly listen to metal, some country, and a ,lil rap. I love movies. I just recently got out of the county jail on dui #4. I'm trying to figure out a way to get my license back before these 3 years are up.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Kenny

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    Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40

    "You know what is really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. Openness. Confidence. Humility. Appetite. Intuition. A girl who makes the world seem bigger and more interesting... A loud laugh that comes from her belly. Smart-ass comebacks. Presence. A quick wit. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. Hooded sweatshirts. Breakfast in bed. A girl with boundaries. Grace. Clumsiness. A partner who knows what turns her on. Sassy waitresses. Pretty scientists. Any and all librarians (okay, maybe this is my issue). Truth. Vulnerability. Strength. Naïveté. Big breasts. Small breasts. Doesn't matter the size, they all fascinate. A girl who can play the blues harp. A girl who calls you on your bullsh*t but isn't afraid to love you in spite of it. A storyteller. A genius. A doctor. A new mother. A woman who realizes how beautiful she is." -Courtney E. MartinI'd like to meet a girl who is smart, impassioned and expressive; is down for road trips; appreciates the value of a well timed drink; is affectionate; loves food; enjoys movie & wine night but most of all she's gotta be funny. And maybe a little bit of trouble. I'm a stand up comic and a girl that can make me laugh is the BIGGEST turn-on.My friends say I'm hilarious and I find those friends to be very astute... Hahaha. But they'd also say that I'm compassionate and a good shoulder or ear when you need one. I'm a solid guy, smart, articulate, confident but chill. Kids and animals love me, mothers find me charming. I work for a solar energy company in an industry I believe in. I like to drink but I'm not a nightly drunk. I smoke a little Mary J but I do it legally and I'm responsible. I'm socially active. Anything from wine bars to dive bars, sports to the theater, camping to movie night and whatever else in between. I love food and will try anything at least once. Music, movies and books are a big deal to me. Ok. That's enough. Gotta leave something to talk about in person, ya know? Two interesting people having a few drinks or coffee and maybe a bite to eat but mostly a chance to talk. If things go well and we click, awesome! Then the REAL dates can start. Fair enough? Let me know!

  • Humphrey

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41

    I Dance and I play Volleyball and I love Yoga. I\'m a sweetheart and an amazing friend to have.. Physical, emotional and mental compatibility is necessary, but only time will tell if we\'re on the same wave length

  • Noble

    Online

    Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do & there's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. Now that I got all the important things to read out of the way, hi, how the hell are you? I like to laugh, share a smile and pass it on; you know it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown. What do you ladies like to read when reading these profiles? I have been a chef and have cooked for royalty, presidents and the most important of people, my family. Cooking is one of the greatest things I love to share with people. From general knowledge of all the wild plants and berries we should know for survival purposes, to Michelin Star quality taste and presentation.’s capital to take over a run a sales department of a local company. I kinda of miss the hospitality industry but I love having weekends, holidays, and evenings off. I would like to find a lovely woman, with similar goals and dreams that I have. We can compare and contrast later. A Healthy life is important to me. I have lost three family members to cancer, and have weighed as much as ***pounds at one of the lowest times of my life. Cycling, swimming, jumping rope, kicking rocks, left handed thumb wrestling(don’t worry I am really right handed ), hiking, and beaching it are all fun activities I do on the regular. I wonder if writing more would make the difference of you responding to a message I sent or have you russle up the gumption to message me. Let’s start with this and if no luck I shall continue, but if I did there would be no more to talk about. Well happy fishing ladies, laugh daily and kiss slowly (with me hopefully). Lets start with a brief four to five hour meet and greet. We could decide when hour six starts.

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