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Malcolm, 31

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About Me

Who am I? . . . . . . . . I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying ,I party like its ***. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i like throwing things . i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars.-wrestling and my dad is Macgyver .; peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. Only on Sundays i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...Im Awesome I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick ur feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40

    I like writing, literature, and collecting fine art and antiques... I work in the sciences but am a polymath of sorts. I also appreciate getting to know someone face to face opposed to learning everything about them before I actually meet them.. I find the process of discovering the Other an exciting, mystifying, and pleasureful experience...Why am I on this site you may wonder? It sure beats the traditional ways to meet prospects (ie-bars, blind dates, etc)..... Not entirely sure what I am looking for aside from a relationship where there is mutual respect, empathy, intimacy, trust, and lots of laughs. I tend to be the introspective type however once you meet me you'll appreciate how humorous I am and how light I can be while concurrently holding a deeper perspective.... I have a sarcastic, goofy, self deprecating, deadpan British sense of humor... not surprising considering that I was raised watching Are You Being Served? So what's next, are you interested? If so, shoot me a message and we can set something up. If not, I wish you well with another. LM

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    Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38

    I would like to make a friend or two and hopefully find someone with spending my free time with.I guess I will start with what I am looking for. I want to find my as yet not found best friend ever! A smart, funny, charming, sensual woman who wants to fall head over heels in love and write our own love story. A partner in crime, justice, lust, adventure, for all the good times, and the bad in life, and a woman who will stand with me against the world, someone who can keep a conversation going for hours or be happy just sitting quietly while we cuddle and watch something. I treat my woman like a queen, I love to be loved, and love to provide for my lady. I am a pleaser and giver by nature and have learned a few hard lessons in being used because of it. I am in no rush right now but some day I would like to get married and do the whole family thing. I am open to dating single mothers provided that you can make time for the relationship and don't have a ton of baby daddy drama. I love life and I have figured myself out enough to know that while I can be happy being single forever, I will never be truely fulfilled or at my best, I find I need the balance of the female perspective brings to offset my own faults and I just plain enjoy the intimate friendship a long term relationship brings.A little about me; I am an intellectual person, unlike most now I actually read books, I have a high IQ***and a rare personality type(INFJ) but none of that saves me from typos, random attacks of dyslexia, or just being a dumb-ass lol. I am more of a listener than a talker at first, being very analytical by nature I ask a lot of questions. I am very patient person for the most part and rarely will loose my temper or get mad, my humor tends to be of the biting sarcasm variety, but I can mix things up to keep you laughing, I'm a philosophical, sarcastic, genuine, and informed individual, I despise tyrants, bullies, and abusive men. I have won multiple world champion and reserve world championships showing horses when I was a younger, played almost every sport but I'm no typical jock. I tend to be a conundrum at times, I have my rough "bad boy" edges, but I really am a big softy. When dating someone I am up for whatever, I may appear to be a creature of habit and routine but I do not shy away from spontaneous adventure, I welcome it enthusiastically.Ladies if you are interested don't be shy, nothing good in life just gets handed to you so say hello! A go-getter attitude quite attractive ;-) Ask

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

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