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Malcolm, 31

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About Me

Who am I? . . . . . . . . I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying ,I party like its ***. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i like throwing things . i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars.-wrestling and my dad is Macgyver .; peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. Only on Sundays i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...Im Awesome I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick ur feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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