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Malcolm, 31

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About Me

Who am I? . . . . . . . . I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying ,I party like its ***. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i like throwing things . i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars.-wrestling and my dad is Macgyver .; peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. Only on Sundays i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...Im Awesome I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick ur feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Braeden

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41

    OK, so will keep it brief but I will focus on what I'm like and into, and if you think we would be a good match then please get in touch. I enjoy travelling and immersing myself in the culture and learning from different cultures. I'm not one for the average package holiday. The last places I visited were Thailand for 5 weeks for thai boxing followed by a bit of fun time in Australia just catching up with friends from Colombia. I tend to live with my head in the clouds to some extent as I have ideas and plans that maybe are not run of the mill, but I manage to pull most of them off sometimes!I love being in the country. It's a great place to be when you have a 6 month old puppy!I'm currently looking at getting back into sailing which I have neglected recently, so may be looking at doing my Yachtmaster at some point in the not too distant future. I enjoy boxing and muay thai training, so I train a bit in the gym I have at work. Although I'm no spring chicken, it's something I would like to do more of.I'm looking for someone who I I can have fun with but also be comfortable with wherever we find ourselves. I guess I am looking to settle down and start a new chapter in my life, but also don't want to rush into anything.If you think that we would mesh well together then let me know and I look forward to hearing from you. Please don't use text speak as that's just annoying! I'm not falling for that! It all depends on the lady.

  • Alden

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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39

    I've been on and off of this site for sometime now. Seems like everyone I've met either drinks heavily, has major hang ups due to past experiences, or wants to get married ASAP... So needless to say, I've experience a lot of drama looking for a friend to hang out with on my free time. I'm looking for pressure free, one day at a time, company to dinner and movies, type dating. I'm not looking for long term off the rip. I mean sure, if I meet someone who knocks me off my feet of course I'd be willing to consider the idea of settling down. However, dating with the expectation of long term from the start is setting yourself up for failure if you ask me. Honestly I'm somewhat boring... I don't drink, ever... Haven't in years and don't plan on starting to anytime soon. I have been known to fire one up***on my free time, but thats about it. I'm a single father, so much of my time and attention is devoted to that. I stay active in the gym, and in the sport of jiujitsu. I work full-time on top of going to school full-time... So, needless to say, I don't have a whole lot of time on my hands. I do make it a point to get out for dinner and a movie from time to time, and I guess what I'm looking for is someone to accompany me when I do. Then from there we can see where it leads at a natural, unforced pace.. That's what I'm looking for in the the most honest, straight forward way. Coffee and conversation...

  • Skye

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    I\'m white, catholic, hard working sensitive and always want to be doing something, weather it is a walk or going for a drive somewhere I’ve never been to. I\'m looking for the same in my partner.

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