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Malcolm, 33
United States, Maryland, Parkton

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About Me

This online thing doesn't really work but I'll keep trying it cause I'm too much of a pansy to say hi to you at the grocery store. So this lets us set up the first meeting. Plus its way easier to get turned down through *** suppose that works the other way around too. Way easier to be picky through pictures and *** you never know if you like someone until you meet them in person. Hey there!!... I'm tired of reading all these profiles that say "i like to hang with friends", "I like to have a good time","I'm easy going"... etc. Well I don't like to hang with friends, I like having a horrible time and I'm super uptight. LOL.. j/kI look folks in the eye. I shake hands and that means something to me. I have rough hands. I work hard and have a decent job that allows me to enjoy my hobbies. I mow my own grass and do most home repairs myself. I drink beer on friday nights and sometimes sip a bit too much whiskey. My ball cap is dirty but I like it. I prefer jeans and a t-shirt over nearly all clothes. However, I've been told I look pretty good dressed up. My main hobby is motorcycles. If you have zero inclination to ever hop on one or on the back of mine, we won't get along for very long. You will get sick of me taking off on the weekends to some random spot on the map. Well thats enough for now.... I'll probablly type more after I figure out if this "about me" works or not....however, my expectations aren't very high Well.... I would like to meet somewhere and snag a drink. With the intention of only having 2 drinks. Mainly so we each escape if there isn't any chemistry. Or, you are scary... LOL... Just being honest.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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