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Mitchel, 35
United States, Maryland, Parkton

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If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at anyone else. I have a self deprecating sense of humor and don't take myself too seriously. I like to spend time with my friends and family. I'd rather go out and people watch than be the one being watched. That's not to say I haven't been the center of attention. Repeat after me "I've been thrown out of way nicer places than this!".I don't have any duck face, pose off, self shot photos in the bathroom mirror. I will put up some pictures of me having a good time at a party with my family like a normal person. Maybe something from a vacation with my friends that doesn't involve glow sticks and sunglasses at night.When the weather is nice I like to get outdoors and golf, run, or even mow the lawn. I'd rather be outside doing something on a beautiful day. If its a nice night I'd rather sit outside in the beer garden with a drink and enjoy the night. When the weather turns and its cold and miserable outside I can stay inside and zone out in front of the tv, or sit inside the bar and put $7 worth of Hoobastank on the jukebox. I don't listen to country music but I've still been to a few country bars. I can't pick out any country songs so if that's what you want to hear I'll pay, you play. If there is Nickelback playing we will bump that off for our songs.Here's that part where I talk about my job. I'm a police officer (it's ok, you can call me a cop). I love what I do, but I am not defined by my job. It's what I do for a living, it is not what I live to do. I love that I get to work outside on the summer days and nights while the rest of the working world is sitting inside under the warming glow of the fluorescent lights. In the winter, not so much. All that stuff you see on tv or in movies, the car chases, gun fights, undercover stings. Yep it's pretty much like that.Its about time to wrap this up.-Laughing at others, good-Laughing at yourself, even better-Playing golf, running, or taking a long walk off a short pier on a beautiful day will always be better than watching it on tv.-The opposite is true when the weather gets bad.-I love dogs (I had to fit this in somewhere)-I enjoy good music. Nickelback is not good, or music,-Every day at work is like a new "Lethal Weapon" movie, or episode of "CSI".-Sorry my schedule sucks, I'm not lying if I say I have to leave soon because I start work at 11pm on a Friday night, or 7am on a Sunday morning.Wow, I'm sure hope I can go back and edit this and thin it out.... The first date can be going for drinks, coffee, dinner and seeing if we can stand each other. After that we can try to impress each other with fancy dinners, long walks by the beach, short walks by the beach, and other beach related activities.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Chinese French Indonesian Japanese Crime Drama Family & Kids Romance Sport
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