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Alijah, 33

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About Me

I am the type of guy who sits in Starbucks wearing fashionable black frame glasses and grimaces at a laptop in the vain hope that people will perceive me as a genius with a tortured soul.; that expression of deep concentration I exhibit to the masses is my rising above reality; the text on my laptop is not thenineteenth chapter of my new novel, but rather *** from an illiterate girl with a web-cam in her bedroom.I am also that guy who responds to statements by nodding, holding my chin elegantly, and saying the word “interesting.” I get arsy around June of every year because I can no longer get away with wearing a scarf without looking like a total moron, though the beret stays on throughout the year, even if I made love, I’m sure. That’s right, I’d make love, no matter if the object of my refined desire is Kylie the crack whore who hangs out at the post office down the street. I include the word “actually” in my every utterance; I find it tends to actually intellectualise the most mundane chit chat. You must be asking how is it that I can be literati without having read novels or books about novels, or novels that are books that open up into an IKEA wardrobe– and the answer is easy: I wear black-framed glasses, a grimaced look and aberet... Someone who makes me feel special.....failing that...just someone ;-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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