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Ewain, 33

United States, Michigan, Lake

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About Me

Some people somewhere have said that I am funny.I am 33 years old and a single father of one perfect little boy. I have a great sense of humor and don't like to take life too seriously. I do the following things:-laugh at childish things-nap on Sundays when my son lets me--go to the mountains at least once a year-treat a lady like she is a lady-work out sporadically and marvel at the lack of results-eat Mexican food like nobody's business-laugh at guys wearing skinny jeans-use words such as "hark", "behold" and "lo".-wear flip flops only when I am on my own property. Seriously, nothing makes me more nauseous than a man's feet.-I bend the brims of my hats. Call me old fashioned but I just don't like the straight brim thing.I am a dork, but not dangerously so. I'll explain:- Thats just strange.-I play video games but I am aware that they are not real and given the opportunity I will choose human contact over a controller.-I read books but only cool ones.-I wear glasses only at night at home. Never in the daylight out in public.-I like very heavy music but bathe daily and keep my hair trimmed at a reasonable length.-For some reason I also like Techno and Dubstep but cannot dance and Ive never done ecstasy and twirled glowing sticks.I enjoy going out on my boat, fishing, camping, movies, video games and anything outdoors. Dinner and a walk.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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