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Hyman, 33

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About Me

Good sex...Wild sex... bizarre sex...with me you can get it all !!! And then ... as soon as you are hooked on me... I RUN LIKE HELL !!Hey... what's your problem..? At least I'm honest..:)If this is what you want.... pls P* off and go to the profiles that reads... "I’m honest, fun, and just need a good friend"If you want to laugh... be respected...Enjoy good times.... travel a bit... and simply have a good friend...then contact ME !!Note:1. I'm not looking for sex. 2. I'm not here because I'm destitute.3. I'm not here because I'm desperate.4. I'm not here to find a wife yet!5. I don't think I’m better than others ... just different.8.I worked hard for my money, I don't need welfare cases ... but if I love you ... I will spoil u rotten.9.Just because I'm 32 don't think I'm panicking and looking for just anyone, I'm calmly waiting for the one ha!.10. If you are only 18 ... don't think I'm to old for you.. I certainly am too old for you! I want a woman!11. Just because I prefer 5* hotels ... don't think I can not camp in the bush under the stars.12. Don't think because Im wearing a pink shirt and pink undies that I’m gay .. I'm just comfortable with myself beeing sensitive and I'm in touch with my feminine side. P.S I don't own a pink shirt or undies!13. I can and will cook every night, halves on the washing up tho!!!14. I got an f in maths so if there is a mistake with the numbers don't judge me ;0)For the next 15 ... ask me.. :) x A nice lobster dinner then I will wine you, charm you and then never call you again ;0)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Trevorruhland

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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28

    Hi! My name is Trevorruhland. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Notre Dame, Indiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Isador

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    I'm here again, my profile did mysteriously vanish for a while. What's that you ask? Did I inundate girls with images of my bits and torso? How very dare you!If anyone makes it to the end of the rebuilt version you win a prize.Look, girls, stop sending me saucy pics and vulgar language... I'm an actual person! And some of you are old enough to be my mum! Actually this doesn't really happen, and actually you can if you like, but it's different the other way round isn't it?! ... It's hilarious listening to what some of you get in your inbox (this is not a euphemism).I've had to tone down the language a bit; really don't want to lose another profile, the mum/dad age thing doesn't even apply now they've changed the rules, but it's staying in.I'm Rob, you really want to date me because: I always wear a top (except on the beach), I don't swear so much that the words become meaningless, I have my own hair, I'm not married, I'm not a chav and I can use the English language (including the vowels). This alone should make me stand out on this site surely?I'm nearly an architect... I know, look it takes ages, currently studying & working my behind off (don't swear, you'll be banned), so can't get to any festivals this year, but next year I will be going MENTAL, culminating in Burning Man fest hopefully. This also makes dating difficult, but no there is no other woman, the other woman is Architecture (a demanding mistress), and it's hopefully only until December.I'm from a tiny village and grew up on a farm, but now live in and love the buzz of the city. I still like to get out on weekends and take in the fresh air. When I can I go down south (not a euphemism) to see friends and play a bit of beach volley or croquet (drunk sports are the best sports). I hate mornings, but they look decidedly better after two espressos, so do most things. I laugh at my own jokes, somebody has to. I copy noises I hear without realising I'm doing it, apparently this is called 'Echolalia' and is a condition...-hand shoes?), and my reproduction Eames Chair and ottoman... design geeks will know what I mean!Obligatory list of likes and dislikes (put the kettle on):Like:Architecture, art, old stuff (like castles), new stuff (like gadgets), brains (not like a zombie does), zombies, fossils,dance music like electro, DnB, house, classical, folk, loads of bands, the smell of rain on hot pavement, the buzz of the city, walks in the country, hipsters (don't hate the hipsters), tattoos (I only have a tribal but always looking at more),the view from my balcony, 80s films (especially BTTF), scary films, costume dramas, fancy dress!Adam and Joe podcasts,trying to moonwalk,natural make-up (on girls),fringes (on girls),patterned jackets (on me),blue/red/pink hair (on girls),*takes a breath*coffee (good coffee; mine's a soy latte)the gym (I've learned to like it), formula 1,croquet (seriously, it gets vicious, &.. I know I know... sozDislikes:mornings,my iPhone swapping 'o's and 'i's, grrr, rudeness, people wearing jeans in the gym (yes they do - I took a photo), waiting for software to load/save/catch up (yes that's why I'm on here now), smoking,litter bugs,spiders,footsport, footsport fans, footsport conversations happening over me, Katie Price, maths, exams, maths exams What's all this 'let's say we met in a bar' rubbish, I shall tell everyone we met on meetville, it's cool now, get with the programme...First time around I recommend the 'KISS' approach (keep it simple stupid), second time, BOOM, let's go mental. Boom isn't an acronym btw, unless you can think of one, but BTW is...

  • Jasiah

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    It's been a long time since I last dated, not sure what to write here :/ I'm an average guy with 3 kids, and separated, when I'm not working I enjoy listening to an audiobook, or watch a film, I like to go out with friends socially, I like lots of different music but I go for tracks rather than artists I like, I'm a full on geek, I love sci fi as much as I love sci fact, I have many interests, too many to mention, and if I haven't yet bored u to death as u made it this far down my profile, send me a message and we will see what happens :-) Somewhere out and about a pub or restaurant maybe, just somewhere you can talk to each other and share some laughs

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