SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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RavenOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
Hey There "Ladies",That is one sweet quad you got between your legs, right.I must say that was quiet brave of you to let your cousin jimmies ex wifes' step-cousin practice his new career of choice "tatoo artist" on your shoulder/back/midriff.Word to the wise: When posing w/ your now ex-boyfriends hand gun/assault weapon/heavey artillary it is customary to remove your finger from the trigger.happy hunting! -- Bowling, Hike/walk, coffee
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KaydenOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I am a single father and she has to come first no matter what. I'm a fan of being outdoors, my hobbies are driving RC trucks, hunting, fishing, camping, and lots more outdoor fun. I moved here to take a job that will provide a stable income for my daughter and a family if the right woman should walk into our lives. I believe communication, honesty, and trust are what is needed for a lasting relationship. If there is anything else you would like to know ask.
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OswaldoOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.