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Jalen, 34
United States, New Jersey, Parlin

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Attention Psycho girls! Having problems finding a man? If you are a cheater, emotionally disturbed, hate your father, super clingy, bi-polar, half lesbian, over jealous, gennerally depresed, with low morals and a high sex drive and are currently having problems finding a man...look no further!!!! The buck stops here! I am your guy! I am looking for a semi hot girl under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Looking to spend long romantic nights over at my step dad's brother's trailer doing meth and smacking the bejesus out of each other!! Teeth are optional as I will probably knock them out anyway. I would like to meet a girl without any felonies cause the bleeding heart liberal communist feds wont let me buy my own guns! Oh and it would be cool if you have a car and a drivers liscence and all too! Turn ons include chicks with face tats, nascar hats, lisps, lazy eyes and "whitesnake video" blond hair! I would be lying if I said i had turn offs cause i really dont. My favorite movie is Days of Thunder! My favorite food is beer! Roll tide Roll! If you think I might be a match for you....then for the love of God get yourself some help! On a more serious note...I am young at heart. I smile alot. I laugh alot. I love deeply and truly. I am generally always happy. I dont need or want anything from anybody except for their time and company and for them to be themselves. I am very confident. I am not at all****. I am a protecter. I will stand up for the weak and innocent, my friends and family. I am very strong headed and stubborn yet open minded and understanding. I have a unique sense of empathy. I can read people quickly and accurately. I will give you the shirt off my back if I think you would do the same for me. But don't cross me! I believe in God..but I dont go to church every sunday. I grew up Catholic and was an alter boy for 7 years so I got my Jesus on early in life! Me and the big man are boys! We talk often! I embrace people with real struggles and understand my blessings. I never judge someone based off what they do or dont have. I judge someone by their character. I hate hipocrits! I love to party..every so often! If I have 1 I am going to have 13. I love lazy days just the same though. I walk a fine line between responsibilty and following my heart with blinders on. I work very hard so I can play hard! I am good at what I do and I love my job. I am a smartass! I am sarcastic. I am an optimist. I am always positive. I am pretty much all guy. I like football, I hunt, I fish, I drive a four wheel drive, I wear jeans and polos, baseball caps and only have 6 pairs of shoes. I like all kinds of music from Eric Church to lil boosie, I want a girl who wants a real man. I know how to treat a woman. With me you will always know where you stand and where my heart is. If not you can always ask and get an update ;). I am looking for someone to be best friends with first and foremost and someone who things come easy and natural with. I give my all when I commit to someone without having to be asked to do so and expect the same in return. I am not into games. I am not into doubting. I want you to want me to pay for dates. If your the most independant woman on earth your prob not for me. I need to be needed and vice versa! I am very sure of who I am and what I want out of life. I am just looking for the right person to share it with! Just a quick couple of side notes. All the girls in my pics are friends. Half are wives or girlfriends of my friends so dont get jealous! I dont have a camera crew following me around to *** girls are usually the ones wanting to take pictures all the time! I enjoy very social or group dates just because it gives everyone an oppurtunity to get to know each other without any awkwardness or pressure to act a certain way. The first date alone should come after a few social dates

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Art Activities Internet Browsing American Comedy Drama American Football Basketball
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