Cori, 29
Offline, last seen Fri, 09 May 2025 18:17:58
About Me
It's hard to confine who I am in a box but all I can say is that I don't like to be contained... I'm a writer, a dreamer and candlestick maker. Ok the latter is not entirely true but it's a testament to how I think.... On the fly, and apparently a fan of ellipses. I have an odd sense of humor. My native ongue is sarcasm and my wit is razor-sharp. I'm looking for someone to challenge me and can compete with my level of insanity. Someone who can keep up with me in an intelligent and weird conversation that can go in any number of directions, it's really sexy to me. I like underground hip-hop, dubstep, folk and atmospheric *** everything under the sun. I'm open to anything and everything, I'm not a snob in any sense. I'm a big fan of sports and watch all kinds, I love baseball, football and hockey and I try to check out games whenever I can. My favorite tv shows are The Daily Show, Family Guy, Justified, The Killing, The Walking Dead and so many more.... I really just enjoy anything that makes me laugh and think at the same time. Let's get down to the nitty gritty, I'm a beer drinker. Not because I like to get drunk but because it's a multifaceted beverage that I enjoy experimenting with. I'm a geek for the stuff and have even made my own with success and I'd like to meet someone that can appreciate it or at least has an open mind. I'm a nerd. I play video games, I read good books, I'm an online pirate and I'm invested in current events and technology. I have a decent full-.. I'm self sustaining and I'd like to meet someone to share the craziness with. I am aspiring poet working on a book that I'm on the cusp of finishing. I love language and I enjoy playing with it.I'm a fighter and a lover. I'll protect you but be sensitive as well. Don't mistake kindness for weakness though, I don't take crap from anyone, ever. With that said, I love corny coples stuff like cuddling, holding hands, snuggling, staring longingly at each other to make people in public annoyed, finishing each others... you get the idea. Honestly, I'm looking for someone unique that doesn't ascribe to being "normal". Who is creative, intelligent, random and thinks inappropriate jokes are hilarious. Has quirks, weird phobias and likes sitting in the shower (it feels like rain!)This isn't arrogance speaking, it's honestly just the truth... I'm the nicest guy you will ever meet, I'll text you good morning, I'll open up the passenger car door for you every time, I'll remember your favorite things and important dates, I'll fight a 6 foot lineman for you if he's being rude, I'm incredibly patient but not for a woman who'll treat me like crap, I''ll write poems for you, I'm a better boyfriend than almost anyone. I may seem confident but I can be shy and if you're as awesome as you claim to be than that shyness will disappear immediately. I'm down for anything that you'll throw my way and I'll honestly make you happy, I take a lot of pride in that. If you've read all of this and you're interested then you know what to do! Nothing wrong with a couple of drinks, a walk in the park or a nice dinner. I always though it would be really cool to just take a train or a plane somewhere and just see where it takes us!! Hell, why not engage in some impromptu comedy or bouncing ideas off of each other for songs or stories, flex creative muscles. Honestly as long as we can connect with good conversation then it really doesn't matter where we are.
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