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Boaz, 28
United States, Missouri, Eagleville

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About Me

I'm not going to write how awesome I am in this "self-hype" box. This is the Internet, but I do apologize to everyone out there for not posting douchebag pictures of myself flexing shirtless in the mirror. This place is a zoo...fortunately most of the profiles on here are a laughable joke. Apparently every dude here is athletic, funny, and has no drama. Damn!And I will also say that I give respect to the ladies on here! After hearing awful rumors about how bad the male fish were on here, I had to do a little "science experiment" with a fake female profile to see what it's all about. A few observations:-Men have absolutely no idea how to talk to females-I've lost complete faith in humanity-Apparently all of them have at least a bachelors degree-They think a combination of being materialistic and narcissistic will actually charmMore to come...Best of luck to everyone! Jäger bombs, streaking, and steal a cop car..............or Hooters

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Electro Camping / Hiking Music Mystery
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    Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37

    Well here is a little about me. I'm a real easy going, fun guy (like everyone else on this site apparently lol). Hanging out and watching movies and sports are fun too!I love to laugh and I can make anyone laugh.I don't play games, and i'm drama free. Its just how I was raised. You know.....by television.Oh and I'm not crazy.Typical trophy boyfriend type stuff.I do clerical work a regular 9 to 5 to pay the bills. And I also do comedy in my spare time. I'm passionate about it, and becoming a professional is my goal. I'm back in school now to make to 9 to 5 betterWhat I'm Looking For In A WomanI'm looking for the best friend factor in a woman. I'd like to be able to enjoy doing everything with her. So personality counts a lot with me. She gets my humor, and some brains doesn't hurt either. Let's talk some! I like drinks and getting to know one another. No pressure!

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