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Boaz, 28
United States, Missouri, Eagleville

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About Me

I'm not going to write how awesome I am in this "self-hype" box. This is the Internet, but I do apologize to everyone out there for not posting douchebag pictures of myself flexing shirtless in the mirror. This place is a zoo...fortunately most of the profiles on here are a laughable joke. Apparently every dude here is athletic, funny, and has no drama. Damn!And I will also say that I give respect to the ladies on here! After hearing awful rumors about how bad the male fish were on here, I had to do a little "science experiment" with a fake female profile to see what it's all about. A few observations:-Men have absolutely no idea how to talk to females-I've lost complete faith in humanity-Apparently all of them have at least a bachelors degree-They think a combination of being materialistic and narcissistic will actually charmMore to come...Best of luck to everyone! Jäger bombs, streaking, and steal a cop car..............or Hooters

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Electro Camping / Hiking Music Mystery
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