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Elioenai, 29
United States, Massachusetts, Newton Center

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About Me

Hola readers of this here attempt at humour, nice to see you've clickedyour way through to this little pre-amble. I am a fun hilarious Giant who thinks God is silly and clicks buttons for a living.I love reading anything I can get my hands on, be it Classic Lit (hopefully not Jane Eyre again... 3 times in school was enough!.... still doesn't make me interested), Sci-fi & Fantasy, Graphic Novels, actual monthly comics, and the sides of shampoo bottles when I'm stuck in a strange bathroom. I have my BA in English Lit, and as you can see, I'm putting it to great use! (No, not really, but I'd like to dream it will be worth something someday). Now, for those of you who stuck through the shampoop story and the admission of nerdly guilt, I also pride myself on being quite humorous. My main goal is to make people laugh, and I am quite good at that. Give me some context and off I go!So, send me a message if you are bored, or for some reason you are trapped in a strange room and this is the only way you are able to communicate. I will totally get the authorities to help you... after I've gotten to the next save point.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Japanese Spanish
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