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Makai, 28

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About Me

I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

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    Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    Hey how's it going? I don't know what to put here. Writing about yourself to make people message you is like hanging curtains, hoping your neighbours will send you a christmas card. I'm a medical student, singer/drummer, amateur documentary maker etc. I like unplanned nights out and unexpected nights in.

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