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Othello, 26
United States, Rhode Island, Johnston

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Before you all go crazy and think my profile is offensive, this is clearly just for a bit of giggles and it's a good test if someone has a sense of humor or not! If you don't find any of this funny, then your to boring for me I'm afraid ;).Some of you are really good with the banter, and you know who you are, so just sit back and laugh :)Here's what I think,Nice guys finish last. The dating scene blows. Everyone complains about "Guys are cheaters" "Girls are cheaters" People are cheaters, that turn others into cheaters and it's all a vicious cycle. It's called immaturity. If you loved someone you wouldn't want anyone else, and if you want someone else you don't love the one you're with. Quit being a dramatic teeny-bopper and dump them already.Maybe the reason you're unlucky in love, ladies, stems from the fact that you say you want a good, honest guy, yet when it all boils down you go home with the ***hole that's laughing with his friends pointing at you saying "I'll bet you a drink I can bang that chick tonight!"Or it could have something to do with the large majority of you that marry someone in the service, then a year later, hate his guts, but continue to stay in the marriage because you want that easy money - but while your husband is risking his life to protect our country, you're getting drunk at some dive and taking home random guys. That's pretty awesome.Maybe you cant find a date because you cant get over your bitterness for the things that have happened to you in the past and it's left you with so many issues that even a psychologist wouldn't date you, because everything out of your mouth is completely negative and emo.Or of course, maybe you're just in it for the ego-boost of tons of random hookups. I know a small handful of girls off here that hook up with TONS of guys from the internet (my.space, ***, meetville, whatever). The sad part is, at least I have a little respect for you - you're honest enough to not be telling these guys you wanna marry them. I hope.The only thing wrong with this picture is how your profiles always seem to say "I'm a good, sweet girl" "Don't message me for sex im not like that" etc. etc. lol sure thing, princess!Or maybe you're incredibly stuck up because you spent your entire paycheck on club outfits, tanning, and make up. Then some bearded A-hole with a camera set up in his living room told you he was a photographer, took a couple dirty pictures, and now you think you have a professional modeling career - then wonder why professional ball players aren't knocking your door down and proposing.Whatever happened to going to college, earning a degree, and building a career of your own? Much respect to anyone that has.On a seperate note, most girls are so quick to say things like "Porn is DISGUSTING, those girls are total WHORES". etc. have you hooked up with that just messed up your head and generally made your life a living hell?And how much did you profit from this? At least porn is a profitable business where they SCREEN FOR STDS FIRST. You would have been better off in a movie. ;)Trust me, you don't want an honest guy. Honest guys don't have the "look" you're attracted to, and we won't treat you like sh*t and lie to you.My profile is 100% genuinely honest. Did you enjoy it? Didn't think so, cause it's not what you really want to hear :)I'm sitting back, laughing at the dating scene as a whole, from the comfort of a chair, in a t-shirt and jeans, because after all, that's a lot easier than actually going out and INTERACTING with people right? Happy Fishing! x

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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