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AustinOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
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ArnOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Hey, I'm Eric.Let's get straight to it. Just because I'm in the Army doesn't mean you have to label me as someone who wants to screw you in an uncomfortable place and never talk to you again. I am an intellectual and a respectable person.I am an ethical egoist. Yep, I have a huge ego. There's nothing wrong with having an ego. My ego is fueled by my love for myself, but that doesn't mean I'm selfish.Yes, I have blue eyes. Yes, I understand that you may want to stare into them. Please, keep in mind staring is a bit odd if you do it for too long. Don't worry, I'll let you know how long.I work out two or three times a day. No, I'm not obsessed with the idea of lifting a car or pushing the earth out of orbit. I do it because I am bored, mostly.Humor is my motivation. I will find the humor in anything. I will make fun of myself too. I don't care. That shit's funny.I like drinking beer. I don't see the point of light beer or low calorie beer. If you wanted to watch your caloric intake beer drinking shouldn't be a part of your diet. Just saying.I can use logic, reason, and common sense, but I also have this unique ability to be imaginative and creative. Yeah, strange... I know.My job in the Army is computer networking. I am fairly good at it. However, that doesn't mean you can use me as your personal tech support every time you spill water on your keyboard or throw your phone across the room. I am not a Geek Squad member and I am certainly not an Apple Genius.If you use a texting acronym like: "Oh eM Gee" or a phrase that includes the word: "hashtag" in it while having a real face to face conversation with me I will make fun of you. I can only give you that one warning.I typically drain every ounce of ***hole tendency out of my body while at work. Again, mostly out of boredom. That means I will be polite and respectful to you always, but don't take my kindness for a weakness.I am a very observant person. Don't assume when I'm looking around the room that I'm not paying you any attention. I can multi-task. With that being said, I have an amazing memory, so honesty is key for you because I have no problem calling you out on some shit.Just because I don't tell you what I think about you doesn't mean you should assume that I don't like you.
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HugheOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
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