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FlondoeOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-26
Hi! My name is Flondoe. I am never married catholic asian man without kids from Fort Sill, Oklahoma, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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ArnOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Hey, I'm Eric.Let's get straight to it. Just because I'm in the Army doesn't mean you have to label me as someone who wants to screw you in an uncomfortable place and never talk to you again. I am an intellectual and a respectable person.I am an ethical egoist. Yep, I have a huge ego. There's nothing wrong with having an ego. My ego is fueled by my love for myself, but that doesn't mean I'm selfish.Yes, I have blue eyes. Yes, I understand that you may want to stare into them. Please, keep in mind staring is a bit odd if you do it for too long. Don't worry, I'll let you know how long.I work out two or three times a day. No, I'm not obsessed with the idea of lifting a car or pushing the earth out of orbit. I do it because I am bored, mostly.Humor is my motivation. I will find the humor in anything. I will make fun of myself too. I don't care. That shit's funny.I like drinking beer. I don't see the point of light beer or low calorie beer. If you wanted to watch your caloric intake beer drinking shouldn't be a part of your diet. Just saying.I can use logic, reason, and common sense, but I also have this unique ability to be imaginative and creative. Yeah, strange... I know.My job in the Army is computer networking. I am fairly good at it. However, that doesn't mean you can use me as your personal tech support every time you spill water on your keyboard or throw your phone across the room. I am not a Geek Squad member and I am certainly not an Apple Genius.If you use a texting acronym like: "Oh eM Gee" or a phrase that includes the word: "hashtag" in it while having a real face to face conversation with me I will make fun of you. I can only give you that one warning.I typically drain every ounce of ***hole tendency out of my body while at work. Again, mostly out of boredom. That means I will be polite and respectful to you always, but don't take my kindness for a weakness.I am a very observant person. Don't assume when I'm looking around the room that I'm not paying you any attention. I can multi-task. With that being said, I have an amazing memory, so honesty is key for you because I have no problem calling you out on some shit.Just because I don't tell you what I think about you doesn't mean you should assume that I don't like you.
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JedidiahOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
First, im going to start by saying this; im looking for a relationship. Granted, they dont happen overnight. So im willing to invest time with someone if thats the ultimate goal. Im not into games, friends with benefits, hookups, booty or whatever your preffered nomanclature is. Im a pretty easygoing, care-free laid back guy. Often told im hilarious and witty comebacks and sarcasm are my specialty. I have a huge heart and help anybody in need. I strongly believe in karma. I work hard to play hard, i love the outdoors but like to stay in at times too and watch a movie. I have 1 tattoo and am getting more. Im random, spontaneous, adventurous and an honest ( too honest sometimes) loyal, sincere gentleman. That also has a bit of a wild side. I like fishing, bike riding, playing basketball, and going to the gym to get my lift on. I have a great family and awesome friends but..... something is missing What im looking for: funny, smart, attractive woman who is sarcastic and can have a good time. Dolled up and pretty when we hit the town and not afraid to get down and dirty and go camping and fishing with me. I want someone i can laugh with and be goofs together and just enjoy life. I love to eat out or go grab a brew and shoot some pool once in a while. Im training to be batman. I love all music but alternative metal is my fave and i LOVE 10years. I watch movies with subtitles. I could eat any food all day long. Except spaghetti. To me its gross. Weird right? I cant stand bad table manners. Oh also, if you write like this; h3y sup wht ru up2.... im probably going to throw a dictionary at your face via text. Message me if:You ultimately want a relationship, not too clingy, youre not catfishing me, you just want to find a great all ariund guy Im not a drone, I believe in originality. With that said, everybody is different as should be every 1st date. Something with low pressure is preffered for the first date though.