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United States, Massachusetts, Amherst

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It was in-tents!! haha, get it? If you don't think that's funny, then I have horrible news, you're probably dead. Or at least your sense of humor is. The good news is that there's plenty more of the sort, just falling out of my mouth.I love silly humor, word puns and the like. I'll try really hard not to, but once in a while a "your face" joke will slip through. They're just good times.Hmm, let's see, I'm an optimist, even about pessimism. Sort of an opportunistic pessimist, haha. I like to give an opposite view on whatever is being said, just to put it out there. You can be sure it's probably not my view, haha, yeah I'm one of those people.I have a ridiculous schedule, maritime profession, but it let's me wander waywardly. I like camping and it's entities. I like the beach. I love camping on the beach! I like being outside, barbecues, bon fires , sushi, humor, good beer among plenty of other things.I was not crafted by a puppeteer from wood..I have a part-time job being awesome.Originally from upstate NY. Moved for work after college. Did a bit of traveling with the school; Only one city for a few days in each country. There are many many more places I need to go, and so much to see. Even without leaving the states.I like a variety of music, classic rock being my favorite, maybe. It might be tied with some of the newer alternative stuff like the black keys or the flobots. I was big into country music for a while but it's been wearing off. Some rap, some pop, some strange stuff. Occasionally I like some classical, just have to be in the right mood.Still a kid at heart, but I am responsible, honest and trustworthy. Also, really calm, I don't get frustrated with people very easily.I like cats and dogs, but my schedule prohibits me from having any.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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