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Jakemoore
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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-44
I'm not paying for this look at my pictures there you will find my ***
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Farran
Online
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
These sections always give me a little trouble, I never know what to say about myself. It seems like its a time to sell myself and try to impress people, but I don't think I'm that impressive. So here is who I am...I don't really go to bars, because I'm Mr. Right damn it, not Mr. Right-Now! I'm more than just a piece of meat. Going to a bar to meet women is not my preferred method, because we shouldn't need to be drunk to think of each other as attractive. I don't think its a good place to meet people for the type of relationship I'm looking for, I want something better.Smokers, just like “long haired hippie people”... “Need not apply.” I think its a terrible habit that only takes away your money and makes your clothes and breath smell bad. Plus I'm allergic to the smoke. Also, if you didn't get that reference you need to listen to better music.This isn't just a list of things I don't like, because I love a girl who has confidence. The easiest way to put this is a little harsh, but I don't care if your a 'big girl' as long as you are comfortable with yourself. I hate the question, “Do I look fat in this?” NO! Don't ask me to lie to you and don't beg me for a compliment, if we are dating you will always look perfect, even when you wake up and have eye boogers and messy hair, you'll look beautiful. You won't get fat, you'll just become... well, some cliche that means you're bigger but I still love you. If you don't believe it, feel free to try me. I'm not saying that a girl has to be arrogant or stuck up, you just have to believe me when I say you look good... Don't keep asking me, because that could make me look at you in a different and annoyed way and that changes my answer. I want a girl that knows she looks good, because if I didn't think you did... I wouldn't date you. This doesn't mean you have to have a perfect figure, it means you have to figure you're perfect anyway.I put family first, if you put in your dues that will include you.I like movies that make me laugh, have old cars, or boobs... Doesn't everybody like boobs?I work hard at my job and after a long day I just like to come home. I like being at home, all my stuff is there. That doesn't mean I don't like to go places or see things, I do enjoy a little adventure every now and then, but not every day or even every week. Sometimes I worry that this makes me sound boring, but I figure if I like being at home there must be a girl who just wants to be at home with me.I'm pretty shy... I don't like putting myself out there. I know its a contradiction from wanting a confident girl, but its that quality I envy and seek out in others. Also, just because I'm a little shy doesn't mean I don't believe in myself.I'm also not overly affectionate. I do show affection, but there is a point where it gets to be too much and it gets annoying. I know why they call it 'puppy love' and its because sometimes you just have somebody that crawls all over you like an attention starved puppy. And I hate that.At the end of the day, I'm a hard working faithful man that just wants to relax. I'm looking for a girl who is confident enough that she doesn't need constant assurance or affection. A girl that knows the benefit of not holding on too tight and knows that she is beautiful no matter what some people may think.I don't think its much to want and I hope I find this girl soon. So send me a message and lets get to know each other.
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Elhanan
Online
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I would consider myself to be intelligent, not bad looking and focused in life. I would expect nothing less from an ideal "match", which I really don't believe should be this hard to come by. I am also a proud father to a five year old girl. I'm committed to her and if that's not your thing I can understand that. If you have children, great we have something in common. As long as you don't have a crazy abundance of them and with different men. Hobbies include: guitar ***Chances are we won't get along if any of these applies to you.-you heavily practice any sorts of organized religion (Christianity, Islamic, Judaism, Satanism)-you're unemployed-you're stuck up-you're pregnant as we speak. (I've seen a few of you are, and might I just say....what the **** is wrong with you people? Take time to do you and focus on what's important)-you use the term "swag"-you've never read a book on your own free will-you listen to the insane clown posse-you put pictures of your children on a dating site (I have a child and would not do this, it's kinda weird.)-you think fedoras are sweet-you over value material things-if you party too much. (I like to go out when I can, which isn't every weekend)--music does not play a vital role to your life (everyone need's a life soundtrack)-you won't write more than "hi" or "what's up". (I've seen this on numerous profiles and totally get it now. If you're incapable of talking much on the Internet I'm sure you're just a thrill in person)-and finally.....If you "Yolo".We probably get along if any of these apply to yourself...--you have tattoos-you are productive in whatever it is that you do-you hope for a zombie apocalypse in your lifetime.-you appreciate nature (and don't litter, I don't know why but I can't stand littering)-you believe in the power of science-you enjoy life-you are a good parent-you know what my headline is from -you can appreciate all kinds of music, food, and beer-you frequent concerts and brewers games On one hand I say something low key where we can actually get to know each other and talk. On the other hand something like going to a concert or jumping out of a ****ing plane would be proper these days.