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Temani, 29

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About Me

"Remember when is the lowest form of conversation " I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture, if you thought I was serious ........ Jokes on you !!!!Come on if you read all of that you must have some sense of twisted humor lol. If your interested in knowing more about me message me , you'll find out the truth about me ;) Kiss ...... Keep it simple Stupid

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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