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Kortney, 27

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About Me

Obviously my stunning good looks brought you to my profile so I might as well tell you something about myself. But I'm so awesome and there's so much to say about me I don't know where to start... Well I'm funny, witty, and sarcastic and definitely enjoy making people laugh.I like spending my free time with friends watching and playing sports, going to the bar, or just hanging out with a few beers shooting the shit. Best. Time. Ever.Earlier this year I ran a Tough Mudder up in NH with some friends. It was the hardest physical challenge I've ever done but it was actually pretty fun and definitely a great accomplishment.Not sure what I should have been expecting out of this but let's just say I'm open to meeting new people and seeing what happens. So send me a message, what's the worst that could happen?PS: I don't have many specific requirements but please be able to spell and at least try to use decent grammar. If you don't I'll assume you're either lazy or uneducated.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

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