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Carlyle, 29

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About Me

I'll put a few serious things about me on here, i have a daughter she was planned i was engaged prior to the planned child and she's every bit a lil me., lastly i like to make people laugh so i say off the wall sh*tsome times and shouldn't be taken out of context but it happens then people think Im nuts and frankly Im not nuts hell i don't even like the jackets. Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. I'm a regular guy I work I pay bills I have a daughter that spends every other week with me Anyways it finally happened my daughter brought a boy home for the first time.....thinkin back I might have handled it wrong... Being her father I had to have a chat with him so I sat him down and I said if you so much as make her a lil sad I will cut you.... I hope you get that that's a joke .... But yeah some of you already know but for those who don't last weekend I ended up gettin a few cuts and scraps when I seen two guys trying to take a purse from and older lady so I got involved... She put up a fight but in the end we got her purse... I hate dreaming,because when you wanna sleep, you wanna sleep. Dreaming is work, you know? Like there I am, laying in my comfortable bed in my hotel room... next thing I know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord....... And I knew the duck was lost, cause ducks ain't supposed to be downtown, there's nothing for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said "let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said alright, well put lettuce it. They said, "that'll be $1.75." I said "it's for a duck." They said "alright, well then it's free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway!! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub but don't bother ringing it up... it's for a duck ,There are 6 ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!! Something. Mutually entertaining

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

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