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Carlyle, 29

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I'll put a few serious things about me on here, i have a daughter she was planned i was engaged prior to the planned child and she's every bit a lil me., lastly i like to make people laugh so i say off the wall sh*tsome times and shouldn't be taken out of context but it happens then people think Im nuts and frankly Im not nuts hell i don't even like the jackets. Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. I'm a regular guy I work I pay bills I have a daughter that spends every other week with me Anyways it finally happened my daughter brought a boy home for the first time.....thinkin back I might have handled it wrong... Being her father I had to have a chat with him so I sat him down and I said if you so much as make her a lil sad I will cut you.... I hope you get that that's a joke .... But yeah some of you already know but for those who don't last weekend I ended up gettin a few cuts and scraps when I seen two guys trying to take a purse from and older lady so I got involved... She put up a fight but in the end we got her purse... I hate dreaming,because when you wanna sleep, you wanna sleep. Dreaming is work, you know? Like there I am, laying in my comfortable bed in my hotel room... next thing I know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord....... And I knew the duck was lost, cause ducks ain't supposed to be downtown, there's nothing for 'em there. So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said "let me have a bun." But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said I had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just the bun. I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So I said alright, well put lettuce it. They said, "that'll be $1.75." I said "it's for a duck." They said "alright, well then it's free." See, I did not know that. Ducks eat for free at Subway!! Had I known that, I would have ordered a much larger sandwich. "Let me have the steak fajita sub but don't bother ringing it up... it's for a duck ,There are 6 ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!! Something. Mutually entertaining

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Chrishassel1Rk

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    Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-51

    Hi! My name is Chrishassel1Rk. I am widowed protestant caucasian man with kids from Wrightstown, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Taylor

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    Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35

    Ladies, I want to start off by saying that I am a single parent, and so I promise to you that I will not play games with your heart. I want to raise my son to be a respectful gentlemen, and the best way to do that, is to be the example. I know that some of you have been fed every line in the book, and may be reading this and thinking to yourself, "yeah right!" And I say to you, to have faith in people. Not everyone is twisted. I have two boys. One is eight, and the other is three. And both live with me full-time. I know how hard it is to date and meet new people trying to balance work, home, and kids by yourself.I don't have "baby momma drama" and my youngest's mom is barely around. Having been raised by my mom and two aunts, I am a natural sweetheart, and try to go out of my way to create "awwww moments." Lol I like to make my girl happy. I recently moved back to the country from the city, cause my step dad is getting older and someone will need to take over eventually. I own my own car, and my own home. So, I don't need a place to live or a car to borrow. All I want is your heart. I believe that none of the moments in life matter if we have no one to share them with. I'm looking for someone to love and cherish. Someone to have fun with, and be silly. A good mom. I'm a good man. I'm not perfect, but I'm me.I do this from the app on my phone, and I accidently put wrong age. It won't let me fix. I am 31. Let's do something different! Something fun, and exciting! Skydiving!!! Lol

  • Kyle

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    Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34

    So I'm new to this whole online dating thing. A friend recommended it to me and I'm still a bit weary, but hey, let's give it a shot, right? One thing that you can't help but wonder is how honest people are on here. It reminds me of "I love you, man" when the main character is trying to find a friend and goes to a matchmaking site and the guy he ends up meeting is 70 years old. Anyway, I'll try to be brutally honest here and see where it gets me. When it comes to the physicality of myself, I'm kind of like the stock market. For the most part, I like to stay in and watch movies, TV shows, or invite a few friends over and have some beers; nothing too crazy. Sure, every once in a while I get a stick up my a... rear end... and want to paint the town red, but nowhere near as much as I did back in the day. So, my idea of a perfect woman... well one that keeps me on my toes, makes me laugh, and is someone I can confide in. She has to love herself, because I don't fully believe that someone can fall for another person without falling for themselves first. I would like someone with her head on her shoulders, someone who has goals, and someone who knows what she wants (that's one person with those three characteristics, not three different people). I joke around a lot but I think picking the right partner is a big deal and you should never settle. I don't know if you'd call it picky, but once you meet that person, I truly think you'll feel it in your soul in the first couple minutes of meeting them.

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